Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Post Apocalyptic Rations, Food, & Beverages Part 1.5

This is a sort of sequel to Post Apocalyptic Rations, Food, & Beverages Tables I posted a while back. Not much here, though the Random Liquid Table represents the contents of a random container that would hold liquid.

Roll Condiments Spices Random Liquid
01 Anchovy Paste Agar Acetone
02 Apple Butter Allspice Acid
03 Applesauce Angelica Ammonia
04 Artichoke Dip Anise Antibacterial Soap
05 BBQ Sauce Annatto Antifreeze
06 Bean dip Arrowroot Starch Automotive Oil
07 Bearnaise Sauce Baking Powder Aviation Fuel/Avgas
08 Black Olives Baking Soda Benzene
09 Blue Cheese Salad Dressing Basil Betadyne Solution
10 Brown Gravy Bay Leaf Bile
11 Buffalo Sauce Berbere Biodiesel
12 Butter Black Pepper Bitumen
13 Caesar Salad Dressing Brown Sugar Bleach
14 Cheese Spread Cajun Seasoning Blood
15 Chile Con Queso Cane Sugar Brackish Water
16 Chili Sauce Caraway Brake Fluid
17 Chinese Hot Mustard Cardamon Brine
18 Chipotle Cassia Broth
19 Chutney Cartnip Butanol
20 Clam Dip Cayenne Pepper Castor Oil
21 Cocktail Sauce Celery Leaf Chloroform
22 Corn Syrup Celery Salt Clothing Dye
23 Crab dip Chicory Cooking Oil
24 Cranberry Sauce Chili Powder Cough Syrup
25 Cream Cheese Chives Cryogenic Liquid
26 Dijon Mustard Chocolate Defoliant
27 Duck Sauce Cilantro Diesel
28 Enchilada Sauce Cinnamon Dish Soap
29 Fish Paste Clove Distilled Water
30 Fish Sauce Cocoa Powder Diuretic Liquid
31 French Salad Dressing Coconut Flakes Embalming Fluid
32 Fruit Preserves/Jam/Jelly Coriander Ethanol
33 Garlic Butter Sauce Cream of Tartar Ether
34 Ginger Dressing Cumin Eye Drops
35 Green Olives Curry Powder Floor Stripper
36 Guacamole Dill Seed Floor Wax
37 Hazelnut Butter Dill Weed Food Dye
38 Hoisin Sauce Dried Seaweed Gasohol
39 Hollandaise Sauce Dry Rub Gasoline
40 Honey Fennel Gasoline Treatment Fluid
41 Honey Mustard Fennugreek General Lubrication Oil
42 Horseradish Flax Seeds General Purpose Cleaner
43 Hot Sauce Garam Masala Germicide
44 Hummus Garlic Glycerol/Glycerine
45 Italian Salad Dressing Garlic Salt Hydraulic Fluid
46 Jalapeno Jelly Ginger Hydrogen Peroxide
47 Ketchup/Catsup Hemp Seeds Ink
48 Lemon Juice Horseradish Iodine
49 Lime Juice Italian Seasoning Isopropyl Alcohol
50 Mango Sauce Jasmine Kerosene
51 Margerine Jerk Spice Lamp Oil
52 Marinara Sauce Juniper Berry Laundry Soap
53 Marmite Lavender Lighter Fluid
54 Mayonnaise Lemon Balm Liquid Hand Soap
55 Mint Sauce Lemon Pepper Liquid Laxative
56 Miracle Whip Lemongrass Liquor*
57 Molasses Licorice Lithium
58 MSG Mace Methanol
59 Mushroom Gravy Marjoram Milk of Magnesia
60 Mushrooms Mint Mineral Oil
61 Nacho Cheese Dip Nutmeg Mineral Water
62 Olive Oil Onion Motor Oil
63 Onion Gravy Onion Powder Mouth Wash
64 Oyster Sauce Onion Salt Mucus
65 Pancake Syrup Oregano Olive Oil
66 Peanut Butter Paprika Paint
67 Peanut Sauce Parsely Paint Stripper
68 Pesto Peppercorns Perfluorocarbon (liquid breathing)
69 Picante Sauce Peppermint Perfume/Cologne
70 Pickles Pine Nuts Pesticide
71 Pico do Gallo Popcorn Butter Phlegm
72 Ranch Salad Dressing Poppy Seed Pink Bismuth Liquid
73 Relish Poultry Spice Poison
74 Rice Vinegar Powdered Sugar Pus
75 Russian Salad Dressing Pumpkin Pie Spice Quinine
76 Salsa Red Pepper Radioactive Tracer Liquid
77 Sauerkraut Rock Salt Radioactive Waste
78 Sausage Gravy Rosemary Rain Sealant
79 Sesame Oil Rue Saline Water
80 Shrimp Dip Safflower Saliva
81 Sichuan Pepper Saffron Salt Water
82 Sour Cream Sage Snake Oil
83 Soy Sauce Sassafras Soda Water
84 Spinach Dip Savory Soft Drink*
85 Sriracha Sea Salt Solvent
86 Steak Sauce Seasoned Salt Soup
87 Sun Dried Tomatoes Sesame Seeds Sperm
88 Sweet & Sour Sauce Spikenard Stagnant Water
89 Tabasco Sauce Star Anise Styrene
90 Tartar Sauce Sumac Tears
91 Teriyaki Sauce Table Salt Toluene
92 Thousand Island Dressing Taco Seasoning Tonic Water
93 Vegemite Tamarind Transmission Fluid
94 Vinaigrette Tarragon Turpentine
95 Vinegar Thyme Urine
96 Vinegar Tumeric Varnish
97 Wasabi Vanilla Extract Vegetable Oil
98 Whipped Cream Watercress Vinegar
99 Worcestershire Sauce White Sugar Vomitus
00 Yellow Mustared Wormwood Wastewater/Sewage
*Roll these on the Random Beverages Table

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Cheasy Random Magic Item Table

Just something fairly simple that I use if I want to know what type of magic item pops up. This has been reformated somewhat, since I primarily use it in TableSmith. Roll on the Magic Type Table and the Item Determination Table. Magical Effects I just sort of threw together in case someone wants to know what the object does.
Item Determination Table
Roll Item Type (roll on listed table)
1 Jewelry
2 Arms
3 Temporary Item
4 Miscellaneous Item
5 Armor
6 Musical Instrument

Roll Magic Type Magical Effect Temporary Item Miscellaneous Item
01 Air Acid Attack Ale Aspergillum
02 Alchemic Acute Hearing Ambrosia Athame
03 Angelic Banishes/Repels Animals Amrita Backpack
04 Animated Banishes/Repels Demons/Devils Apple Bag or Sack
05 Arcane Banishes/Repels Monsters Ashes Barsom
06 Astral Banishes/Repels Undead Balm Basket
07 Bewitched Becomes Invisible Bean Belt
08 Blessed Blindness Berry Boline
09 Cabalistic Bonus to All Saving Throws Blood Book
10 Celestial Bonus to Armor Class Bread Boots
11 Charmed Bonus to Attribute** Brew Bottle
12 Chthonic Bonus to Damage Cake Bowl
13 Cold Bonus to Hit Candle Broom or Besom
14 Conjured Bonus to Hit Points Candy Bucket or Pail
15 Consecrated Bonus to Save vs Acid Capsule Burin
16 Consecrated Bonus to Save vs Cold/Ice Charm Canteen or Water/Wine Skin
17 Corrupted Bonus to Save vs Disease Cheese Cap or Hat
18 Cryptic Bonus to Save vs Drowning Chocolate Confection Carpet or Rug
19 Cuneiform-Notched Bonus to Save vs Electricity/Lightning Clay Tablet Cauldron
20 Cursed Bonus to Save vs Fire/Heat Concoction Censer
21 Daemonic Bonus to Save vs Magic Cream Chalice
22 Dark Bonus to Save vs Mind Control Dose Chest
23 Defiled Bonus to Save vs Paralysis/Petrification Draught Cloak
24 Deific Bonus to Save vs Poison Drug Codex
25 Delphic Causes Insanity Dust Coffer
26 Demonic Cold/Ice Attack Effigy Crook
27 Descrated Commands Dragons Egg Crosier
28 Diabolic Commands Undead Elixir Crucible
29 Divine Control Animals Emollient Cruet
30 Draconic Control Monsters Emulsion Crystal
31 Dwarven Control Plants Feather Cup
32 Dweomer Controls or Summons Weather Fetish Decanter
33 Earth Creates Force Field Firecracker Eye
34 Eldritch Cures Insanity Flower Figurine
35 Elven Cures Poisons or Diseases Food Flagon
36 Enchanted Curse Fruit Flask
37 Energized Darkness in Area Fume Gem
38 Ensorcelled Deafness Fungus Gloves
39 Faerie Decreases Age Gourd Goblet
40 Fairy Delusions Grub Goggles
41 Fay Detects Illusions Herb Grail
42 Fey Detects Invisible Incense Grappling Hook
43 Fiendish Detects Magic Jelly Grimoire
44 Fire Detects Poisons Juju Horseshoes
45 Forbidden Detects Traps Knot Jar
46 Glyph-Etched Detects Treasure Lamp Jug
47 Gnostic Detects Water Lantern Keg or Hogshead
48 Hallow Disguise Libation Kettle
49 Heavenly Electricity/Lightning Attack Liniment Key
50 Hedge Extinguish Fires Lotion Knapsack
51 Hermetic Fast (increases speed) Lotus Libram
52 Hexed Fire Attack Make-up/Cosmetics Lock
53 Hieroglyph-Carved Flight or Levitation Mandrake Manual
54 Holy Gain Magical or Spell Ability Manna Map
55 Ideogram-Engraved Glows Mead Mask
56 Illusionary Grants Ability to Brachiate Milk Mattock
57 Infernal Grants Ability to Climb Mixture Maul
58 Jinxed Grants Ability to Swim Mojo Mirror
59 Kabbalic Grows Muffin Oar
60 Light Heals Mushroom Orb
61 Lightning Increased Capacity Nut Paddle
62 Magic Increases Age Oil Pick
63 Magical Lose Magical or Spell Ability Ointment Pitchfork
64 Magicked Mind Reading Omamori Plate
65 Malefic Mutes Palliative Pot
66 Mystic Paralysis Attack Panacea Pouch (belt)
67 Mystical Penalty to All Saving Throws Paper Talisman Prosthetic*
68 Necromantic Penalty to Armor Class Paste Quiver
69 Nigromantic Penalty to Attribute** Peach Restraints
70 Occult Penalty to Damage Philter Robes
71 Orphic Penalty to Hit Pie Rod
72 Planar Penalty to Hit Points Pill Rope
73 Power Penalty to Save vs Acid Poppet Rucksack
74 Pyroclastic Penalty to Save vs Cold/Ice Potion Saddle
75 Rune Penalty to Save vs Disease Poultice Satchel
76 Runic Penalty to Save vs Drowning Powder Saw
77 Sacramental Penalty to Save vs Electricity/Lightning Pumpkin Scabbard
78 Sanctified Penalty to Save vs Fire/Heat Remedy Scepter
79 Seelie Penalty to Save vs Magic Root Sheath
80 Shamantic Penalty to Save vs Mind Control Salve Shirt/Tunic
81 Sibylline Penalty to Save vs Paralysis/Petrification Sands Shoes
82 Sidhe Penalty to Save vs Poison Scroll Shovel
83 Sigil-Scribed Protection from Monster Type Seed Skull
84 Sorcerous Protection from Scrying Serum Spade
85 Spellbound Protects from Elements/Wilderness Conditions Snuff Spectacles
86 Spelled Reads/Comprehends Languages Soma Spyglass
87 Spiritual Reduced Capacity Tablet Staff
88 Stygian Scrying Tea Stirrups
89 Tainted Shapechange Tears Stone
90 Thaumaturgic Shrinks Teeth Strongbox
91 Theurgic Slow (decreases speed) Tincture Tankard
92 Transmogrified Special Vision Tisane Tapestry
93 Transmutated Summons Animals Tobacco Tattoo
94 Undead Summons Demons/Devils Tonic Thurible
95 Unholy Summons Monsters Torch Tome
96 Unseelie Telekinesis Unction Tongs
97 Voodoo Teleportation Unguent Trousers/Pants/Breeches
98 Warded Turns owner into Beast Wafer Tun
99 Water Water Walking Wax Tablet Virge
00 Witchy Waterbreathing Wine Wand
*Prosthetics include things like eye patches, hook replacements for hands, peg legs, peg arms, eye patches, glass eyes, metal hands and metal claws, wooden noses, wooden tongues, wooden teeth, as well as wooden nether prosthetics.
**Determine attribute randomly

Roll Arms Armor Jewelry Musical Instrument
01 Arbalest Barbute Aiguillette Alphorn
02 Arrow or Bolt Barding Amulet Bagpipes
03 Ball & Chain Barding Amulet Balalaika
04 Bardiche Barding Anklet Banjo
05 Bastard Sword Bascinet Anklet Biwa
06 Battle Axe Bone Armor Apotropiac/Holy Symbol Bodhran Drum
07 Bec de Corbin Bone Armor Archer's Tab Bongos
08 Bident Bracers Armband Bugle
09 Bisento or Guandao Bracers Armill/Arm-Ring Castanets
10 Blowgun Bracers Armlet Chimes
11 Bludgeon Breast Plate Badge Cittern
12 Bo Staff Breast Plate Bangle Clappers
13 Bolas Breast Plate Bangle Clarinet
14 Boomerang Bringandine Barrette Concertina
15 Broad Sword or Long Sword Bringandine Bead Bracelet Conch
16 Bullwhip Buckler Bead Necklace Conga Drum
17 Cat-o'-Nine-Tails Buckler Belly Chain Cornet
18 Chakram Burgonet Belt Buckle Cow Bell
19 Claw Capeline Bindi Crumhorn
20 Claymore Chain Mail Bone Necklace Crwth
21 Cleaver Chain Mail Bracteate Cymbals
22 Club Chain Mail Brassard Didgeridoo
23 Crossbow Chain Mail Broach Dizi (Ch transverse flute)
24 Cudgel Cuirbouilli Brooch Dotar
25 Cutlass Cuirbouilli Brooch Double Clarinet
26 Dagger or Main Gauche Dhal Shield Cap Badge Drum
27 Dao Dhal Shield Chain Bracelet Dulcimer
28 Dart Galea Chain Necklace Erhu (Ch 2 string fiddle)
29 Dirk Gauntlets Chain Necklace Fiddle
30 Estoc Gauntlets Charm Bracelet Fife
31 Falchion Gauntlets Chatelaine Flugelhorn
32 Fauchard Great Helm Chivalric Collar Flute
33 Flail Greaves Choker Gemshorn
34 Flamberge Greaves Circlet Gittern
35 Fork (military) Heater Shield Coin Bracelet Glokenspiel
36 Gaff Heater Shield Coin Necklace Gong
37 Gladius or Spatha Heaume Comb Guitar
38 Glaive Helm Corolla Hammered Duclimer
39 Guisarme Helmet Coronet Hand Bell
40 Halberd Hide Armor Crown Hand Chime
41 Harpoon Hide Armor Dangle Earring Hand Drum
42 Hatchet Hide Armor Diadem Harmonica
43 Hook Horned Helm Drop Earring Harp
44 Javelin Hounskull Ear Cuff Heralding Horn
45 Jian Jingasa Engolpion Hornpipe
46 Katana Kabuto Epaulette Hunting Horn
47 Katar or Kris/Keris Kegelhelm Feather Necklace Hurdy Gurdy
48 Knife Kettle Hat Ferroniere Jaw Harp
49 Kukri or Jambiya Kite Shield Fibula Kantele
50 Kusarigama Kite Shield Fourragère Kazoo
51 Labrys or Dolabra Lamellar Armor Gorget Kettledrum
52 Lance Lamellar Armor Hair Stick Konghou
53 Lasso/Lariat Leather Armor Hairpin Koto
54 Lochaber Axe Leather Armor Headband Lute
55 Long Bow Leather Armor Headdress Lyre
56 Lucerne Hammer Leather Armor Heraldic Badge Mandoline
57 Mace Lobsterpot helm Hoop Earring Mandora
58 Mace & Chain Mail Coif Labret (Lip Piercing) Maracas
59 Machete or Parang Morion Lanyard Mouth Organ
60 Macuahuitl Nasal Helm Lavalier Oboe
61 Mancatcher Padded Armor Livery Collar/Chain of Office Ocarina
62 Melon Hammer Padded Armor Locket Panpipes
63 Meteor Hammer or Rope Dart Parma Shield Locket Pibgorn
64 Monk Spade Parma Shield Lunula Piccolo
65 Morningstar Pavis Shield Medallion Psaltery
66 Naginata or Nagimaki Pickelhaube Medallion Rain Stick
67 Net Pilos Military Medal Rattle
68 Nunchaku or Three Piece Rod Plate Armor Neck Corset Rebec
69 Partisan Plate Armor Neck Ring Recorder
70 Pike Plate Mail Nose Chain Roman Tuba
71 Pilum Plate Mail Nose Ring Sackbut
72 Poignard or Misericorde Plate Mail Pearl Necklace Sanxian
73 Pollaxe Plate Mail Pectoral Se (Chinese zither)
74 Quarterstaff Pot Helmet Pendant Shakuhachi
75 Ranseur Ring Armor Pendant Shamisen
76 Rapier Ring Armor Phylactery Sheng
77 Roman Scissor Roundel Shield Pilgrim Badge Side Drum
78 Saber Roundel Shield Pin Sistrum
79 Sai or Jitte or Jutte Salade Poison Ring Sitar
80 Scimitar or Tulwar Sallet Polos Slide Whistle
81 Scourge Scale Armor Ring Snare Drum
82 Scythe Scale Armor Ring Squeeze-Box (Accordion)
83 Shillelagh Scutum Ring Tabor Drum
84 Short Bow Scutum Ring Taiko Drum
85 Shuriken or Kunai Skullcap Ring Tambourine
86 Sickle or Kama Spangenhelm Rosary Tom-Tom Drum
87 Sling Splint Armor Seal Triangle
88 Spear Splint Armor Shell Gorget Trumpet
89 Stiletto or Scramasax Splint Armor Shell Necklace Ukelele
90 Tanto or Aikuchi Stahlhelm Shoulder Clasp Viol
91 Throwing Axe or Knife Studded Leather Armor Signet Violin
92 Tiger Fork or Trident Studded Leather Armor Sporran Vuvuzela
93 Tomahawk Targe/Target Shield Stud Earring Whistle
94 Tonfa Targe/Target Shield Talisman Wood Blocks
95 Truncheon Thureos Shield Talisman Xiao (Ch end-blown flute)
96 Voulge War Hat Thumb Ring Xylophone
97 Wakizashi Winged Helmet Tiara Yangqin (Ch hammered dulcimer)
98 War Hammer Wood Armor Toe Ring Yunluo
99 Whip or Kurbash Wood Armor Torc Zampogna
00 Zweihander Zischagge Wedding Band Zither