Sunday, October 30, 2016

Random Hallucinations

Roll Hallucination
01 A devil invisible to everyone but you tries to get you to fill out the names of your enemies in the Book of Death it carries.
02 A monkey has run off with your favorite treasured item. Get it back at all costs, but watch out for it's dung flinging bretheren.
03 A second mouth has grown in the back of your head, whispering evil as it tries to become your primary mouth.
04 A wailing banshee that constantly follows you makes it difficult to hear anything else. Death is coming, but for whom?
05 All the rope/string/twine/vines you see appear to be snakes or worms coming to life.
06 An unstoppable berserk rage fills you, your muscles expand and you rip out of your clothing/armor, and your skin turns green. Attack everything around you.
07 Animals will now talk to you, for a price.
08 Ants, all over your body, they keep biting and chewing, stop them somehow.
09 Cats are plotting against you, get them first.
10 Demonic chanting fills the air. You can't find where it's coming from or who is chantinging. Make it stop!
11 Demons are crawling out of the orifices of your companions. Who knows what evil they are committing.
12 Dogs have a secret cabal going, try to find out more by talking to them and convincing them you are on their side.
13 Everyone is staring at you, trying to learn your secrets, tell them nothing.
14 Everyone you see is secretly a demon/alien/monster, kill them!
15 Everyone you see looks just like you, unless you are John Malkovich.
16 Everything is better with roses. Every plant you see is a beautiful, tasty rose.
17 Everything is funny, laugh and giggle non-stop.
18 Everything is in black and white, you can't see colors at all.
19 Fae creatures dance and cavort in the corners of your eyes, trying to tempt you to join in their merry-making. Oddly, they all seem to wear boots.
20 Gremlins are sabotaging everything you do, trying to get you killed.
21 Horrors are crawling out of that pit.
22 Little green men are hiding just out of the corner of your eye. You don't know what they're up to, but you're going to find out.
23 Look at this treasure horde! You can swim through the piles of gold coins like a fish!
24 Members of the opposite sex are insanely attracted to you, fend them off or pick up the hot ones, your choice.
25 Monsters can be tamed by your training!
26 Mules are out to get you. They may have an alliance with the chickens, or maybe the ducks.
27 Pink elephants march across the sky on feathered wings. Join in the fun.
28 Purple locusts are invading, kill them all!
29 Scarabs have eaten their way into your skin and are working their way around your body, cut them out.
30 Short grey humanoids with large eyes want to probe you and learn your secrets.
31 SQWAWKK!!! You can call a pterodactyl to you by making just the right sound.
32 Suddenly, you are as big as a giant, everything else has become much smaller.
33 Suddenly, you are in a dark forest, even the trees are trying to eat you, try and get away.
34 Tentacled alien horrors are attempting to force their tentacles into your orifices.
35 That item smells delicious, you just have to taste it.
36 The earth has opened up and is trying to swallow you, get help fast.
37 The ghost of a pirate is willing to show you the way to his buried treasure!
38 The ghosts of those you have killed have come back to haunt you, seeking vengeance.
39 The next item you discover is suddenly the most powerful magical object you have ever seen.
40 The next spherical object you find becomes your pet beholder.
41 The sun and the moon have traded places. You can see everything at night as if it was day, and everything during the day is dark as night.
42 The voices are mocking you, laughing at your mistakes, and threatening to expose your secrets.
43 The whole world is frozen in time, things only move when you don't look at them.
44 There's an invisible bridge there, you just know it. Prove your faith by walking it.
45 They're out to get you, watch out!
46 War drums play in the distance.
47 What is that horrible smell, where is it coming from?
48 Why do you have a propeller for a tail, and funny tentacle whiskers on your face. Did that sword just turn into a yummy pile of rust?
49 Why does sunlight burn you? Why do you have an unquenchable thirst for human blood? What happened to your reflection? You can't cross that stream!
50 You are a princess waiting to be rescued from the terrible dragon by your prince charming. If pressed you can pee through seven mattresses.
51 You are a Tyrannosaurus Rex with an unending appetite, grab meat with your puny claws and then swallow it with your giant mouth.
52 You are climbing the stairway that never ends.
53 You are compelled to build a mountain temple out of mashed potatoes to your new god.
54 You are covered in blood that won't come off now matter how hard you scrub.
55 You are deaf as a post, nothing makes any sound for you anymore.
56 You are drowning, head for the highest point you can.
57 You are fire, burning and spreading with every combustible thing you touch.
58 You are in an inescapable labyrinth of stone, stalked by a hideous monster.
59 You are now a hermit crab, find a suitable new home to crawl into as your mobile shell.
60 You are now the opposite sex.
61 You are one with the frogs, ribbit!
62 You are the Camel Whisperer. You can tell secrets to camels and have them act as your allies and companions.
63 You are the chosen of the snake/spider god(dess), all of your powers are now based on snakes/spiders.
64 You are the fastest runner ever, nothing can slow you down.
65 You are the greatest spellcaster ever, your knowledge of magic knows no bounds.
66 You are the King. Hail to the King, Baby.
67 You are water, settling in the lowest point of the area you are in.
68 You can confuse robots with your new logic paradox.
69 You can no longer understand any of the languages spoken around you, and everything you say doesn't seem to be understood.
70 You can summon and communicate with sea creatures, but are compelled to wear an orange and green leotard.
71 You constantly hear the chirping of birds, but can't seem to find them.
72 You have a limited amount of blood left in your body, try to fill any wounds back up with the blood of your enemies.
73 You have become a tree, you crave sunlight and water, but if you can't get those, kill the nearest beast and drink it's blood.
74 You have become the wind, fwoosh!
75 You have become your own shadow, your body doesn't act like you at all, and you are left to cover surfaces based on where the source of light is located.
76 You have been turned to stone! You wish you could move from your location, but you can't.
77 You have developed the ability to teleport, but your skin has turned blue, you have lost a couple of fingers, and have grown a tail.
78 You have shrunk down to the size of a mouse.
79 You have spontaneously combusted, find the nearest body of water to put yourself out.
80 You have the amazing ability to steal a person's underwear right out of their clothing.
81 You have the Curse of King Midas. Everything you touch turns into gold.
82 You hear the sound of dripping water.
83 You love everyone, give lots of hugs.
84 You no longer feel heat or cold.
85 You now hear theme music for everything and everyone. You've even got your own kick ass theme song.
86 You only have one leg and can only move around by hopping.
87 You see a vision of a legendary battle from the past, learn a new combat technique.
88 You see a white rabbit heading into a hole, quick chase after it.
89 You seem to have grown an extra arm, cut, bite, or rip it off.
90 You think you can fly, run around flapping arms wildly.
91 Your ancestor's ghost now accompanies you, giving you wisdom from beyond the grave.
92 Your body demands you feed it a variety of mushrooms and fungi.
93 Your clothes/armor inhibit you, strip naked.
94 Your comrades are secretly cannibals who want to eat you, be careful.
95 Your dancing and chanting will bring the rain!
96 Your mother has become a terrible demon, and nothing you can do will please her. No mommy, I didn't use a wire coat hanger.
97 Your shadow has left you, get it back so you can sew it back to your body.
98 Your skin has turned blue and your clothes are now white. Everything is smurftastic.
99 Your skin is crawling with spiders, get them off! (Itching)
00 Your stomach has grown it's own mouth and desires fresh meat.

Thursday, October 27, 2016

Robot Scattering II

Part 2 Junk Robot Tables Weapons, Accessories, Power Tools, and Descriptions.

Roll (D100) Weapon Roll (D100) Weapon
01-02 Airgun (pellet/BB)* 51-52 Light Anti-Tank Weapon
03-04 Automatic Pistol 53-54 Machine Gun
05-06 Automatic Rifle 55-56 Maser Pistol
07-08 Automatic Shotgun 57-58 Maser Rifle
09-10 Ball Pitching Machine* 59-60 Micro-Missile Launcher
11-12 Black Powder Pistol 61-62 Mini-Missile Launcher
13-14 Black Powder Rifle 63-64 Missile Launcher
15-16 Blaster Rifle 65-66 Mortar*
17-18 Cannon 67-68 Net Gun*
19-20 Carbine 69-70 Paintball Marker*
21-22 Chemical Sprayer* 71-72 Plasma Pistol
23-24 Clay Trap* 73-74 Plasma Rifle
25-26 Cryo Cannon* 75-76 Radiation Rifle
27-28 Dynamite Gun* 77-78 RPG Launcher
29-30 EMP Rifle 79-80 Shotgun
31-32 Fusion Rifle 81-82 Speargun*
33-34 Gas Projector* 83-84 Sport Rifle
35-36 Gauss Auto Rifle 85-86 Steam Cannon*
37-38 Gauss Machine Pistol 87-88 Stun Pistol
39-40 Gauss Pistol 89-90 Stun Rifle
41-42 Grenade Launcher 91-92 Sub-Machine Gun
43-44 Harpoon Gun* 93-94 Tranquilizer Gun*
45-46 Laser Pistol Mk 1 95-96 Water Cannon*
47-48 Laser Pistol Mk 2 97-98 Water Jet Cutter*
49-50 Laser Rifle 99-00 X-Laser Rifle
This is a quick and dirty table meant as a place holder and for those who just have the Mutant Future rulebook. I recommend (and may create later) an expanded table including all the weapons from sources like Wisdom from the Wastelands. (See WftW #3, WftW #9, & WftW #26)
Weapons marked with an * are new and will be detailed below.
Other weapon damages can be found in the Mutant Future Rulebook.

Roll Tool Description
01 Air Cannon T-Shirt Cannon. Can fire a 1 pound object 200 feet
02 Air Compressor A device which forces gasses (typically air) into a pressurized storage tank up to a certain pressure.
03 Airbrush Device which uses pressurized air to spray a chemical, typically paint, ink, or dye. Range 10 feet.
04 Alligator Shear A powered, metal-cutting hinged jaw. Damage 2d6
05 Angle Grinder Powered rotating device which can be mounted with cutting or grinding wheels. Damage 1d8
06 Arc Welder Welding device which uses an electric arc. Damage: 2d8 Range: 10 feet
07 Backhoe An excavating bucket on an articulated arm. Damage: 2d6 Range of Arm: 10-20 feet
08 Band Knife A powered looping blade designed to cut soft materials. Damage: 1d6
09 Bandsaw A powered rotating saw blade designed to cut wood and metal. Damage: 2d4
10 Belt Sander A powered abrasive tool used to smooth surfaces. Damage: 1d2
11 Biscuit Joiner Powered tool used to join two pieces of wood.
12 Boring Tool A large powered drill. Damage: 3d6+6
13 Brushcutter Powered spinning steel chipper designed to shred vegetation. Damage: 2d6+6
14 Bucket Scoop A simple type of powered shovel. Damage: 3d4
15 Bulldozer Blade A large metal plate used to push large amounts of dirt. Damage: 2d6
16 Ceramic Tile Cutter A powered tile saw with a water-cooled diamond blade. Damage: 3d4
17 Chain Trencher Powered rotary chain device used to cut into hard earth. Damage: 5d6
18 Chainsaw Rotary chain saw used to cut wood. Damage: 2d8
19 Cherry/Picker Boom Lift. Work platform at the end of a hydraulic boom. Damage: 1d10
20 Circular Saw A powered rotary saw. Damage: 2d4 Sawblades themselves do 1d4 if thrown.
21 Cold Saw Powered rotary saw designed to cut metal. Damage: 2d4+4
22 Concrete Mixing Drum A powered drum which mixes cement with gravel to make concrete.
23 Concrete Saw Powered saw designed to cut concrete, cement, masonry, brick, etc. Damage: 2d4+4 for small. 4d4+8 for large versions.
24 Crane A moveable boom connected to a chain or wire hoist to raise, lower, and move materials horizontally. Damage: 1d10 to 1d12
25 Crusher Powered device designed to turn big rocks into smaller rocks or gravel. Damage (if one falls in): 3d8+16
26 Die Grinder Small powered rotary tool used for grinding, polishing, or abrading materials. Damage: 1d2
27 Disc Cutter Powered rotary cutter for hard materials such as tile. Damage: 1d10
28 Disc Sander A powered rotary sander. Damage: 1d3
29 Drill (powered) Powered boring tool. Damage: 1d4 for small bits, 1d6 for medium bits, 2d6 for large bits
30 Earth Auger A large drill used to bore holes in earth. Damage: 2d6+6
31 Floor Buffer Powered rotary scrubber used to polish and was stone, tile, or linouleum floors. Damage: 1d8
32 Floor Sander Powered rotary sander used to smooth floor surfaces. Damage: 1d6
33 Fork Lift A pair of metal bars connected to a hydraulic lifting boom. Damage: 2d6 if rammed with forks
34 Free Floating Screed A large metal leveling blade used to smooth asphalt, concrete, or earth. Typically found on road graders. Damage: 2d4
35 Grader Blade Similar to the free floating screed above, but usually used for initial surface leveling. Damage: 1d6
36 Grappling Gun A pneumatic device used to propel a grapple and line. Range for a small gun is 100', range for a medium gun is 300 feet, and range for a large gun is 750 feet.
37 Grinding Machine Powered rotary grinding wheel. Damage: 1d4
38 Heat Gun Heated air device used to heat materials. Damage: 1d4 to 3d4, depending on heat
39 Hedgecutter Powered vegetation cutting device which uses flails. Damage: 2d4
40 Hydraulic Breaker Large, powered pneumatic hammer, typically mounted on an articulated boom. Damage: 4d10
41 Hydraulic Rescue Cutter-Spreader Jaws of Life. Hydraulic powered tool with shears that cut into and then spread metal. Damage: 4d6
42 Impact Driver Powered tool used to loosen nuts and bolts.
43 Impact Wrench Powered tool used to tighten nuts and bolts
44 Jackhammer Pneumatic powered hammer designed to break up rock and concrete. Damage: 2d10
45 Jigsaw A powered reciprocating saw blade. Damage: 2d4
46 Jointer Powered wood surface flattening tool. Damage: 1d3
47 Laser Welder Powerful laser designed to join two pieces of metal. Damage: 4d6 Range: 10 feet
48 Lathe Device designed to rotate and object so it can be molded, smoothed, cut, or faced.
49 Lawn Mower Device with sizable rotating blades used to cut vegetation. Damage: 3d4
50 Leafblower Forced air blowing device that can move objects up to 1/2 pounds in weight up to 10 feet.
51 Mechanical Broom Street Sweeper. Large rotating scrubbers used to clean roadways. Damage: 2d8
52 MIG Welder Gas induced welding device. Damage: 2d10 Range: 5 feet
53 Mining Drill Large Boring Tool. Damage: 6d6+12
54 Mining Laser Large laser used to cut rock. Damage: 6d6x10 Range: 50 feet
55 Miter Saw Powered rotary saw used to cut angles. Damage: 2d4
56 Nail Gun Powered device used to drive nails into a material. Most have an actuator that must physically contact the material, but some have either been modified to remove this feature or designed without one. Damage: 1d6 for most nails. Some larger versions do 1d8. Range: about 30 feet.
57 Needlegun Scaler A pneumatic device with small chisels "needles' used to remove rust, scale, and paint from metal surfaces. Damage: 2d4+2
58 Oxyacetylene Torch Uses oxyacetylene gas and oxygen to weld materials. Damage: 3d10 Range: 5 feet
59 Plasma Cutter Metal cutting plasma torch. Damage: 6d6 Range: 10n feet
60 Plow Blade Metal blade designed to turn and loosen dirt. Damage: 1d6
61 Pneumatic Torque Wrench See Impact Wrench
62 Power Shovel Powered digging bucket mounted on a boom. Damage: 3d6
63 Power Cultivator A powered rotary bar with teeth designed to churn up soil. Damage: 1d4
64 Power Wrench Powered socket wrench used to tighten or loosen nuts and bolts.
65 Pressure Washer High pressure liquid sprayer designed to clean surfaces. Can be pressurized enough to do 1d6 damage. Range 20 feet
66 Radial Arm Saw Powered Rotary saw mounted on a movable horizontal arm. Damage: 2d4
67 Random Orbital Sander Powered rotary sander. Damage: 1d2
68 Reciprocating Knife Cutter Bar Combine Harvester head. Large rotating cutting bar with teeth. Damage: 3d8+16
69 Reciprocating Saw Large blade powered saw. Damage: 2d4
70 Rivet Gun Pneumatic powered gun used to drive rivets into metal. Most are contact only, some have a limited range of 10 feet. Damage: 2d8
71 Road Roller A large cylinder used to flatten road surfaces. Damage: 4d8+20 if you get crushed by one. (You'd have to be paralyzed or otherwise immobilized to be unable to move out of the way of one.)
72 Roadheader Powered cutting device with a rotating head. Mounted either vertically or horizontally on a boom. Damage: 3d6+6
73 Rotary Arm Wrapper An articulated boom designed to rotate around and object in order to apply wrapping material to it. If a creature is "attacked" by one, save vs Stun Attacks or be asphyxiated in 2d4 rounds. Success means suffering the Paralysis penalties for 2d4 rounds.
74 Rotary Reciprocating Saw Powered saw that spins around a rotary axis. Damage: 2d6
75 Rotary Tool Similar to a die grinder, but has more types of tool heads which can be mounted. Damage: 1d4
76 Rotovator Heavy duty power cultivator. Damage: 1d6
77 Sabre Saw Powered reciprocating saw. Damage: 2d4
78 Sand Blaster High pressure projector which sprays abrasive material against an object. Damage: 3d4 Range: 20 feet
79 Sander Powered abrasive device used to smooth surfaces. Damage: 1d2
80 Scroll Saw Small powered saw for intricate cuts. Damage: 1d2
81 Snow Blower Small powered auger used to remove snow from surfaces. Damage: 2d8 if one encounters the auger. Larger versions which do 4d8 are often mounted on vehicles.
82 Snow Pusher Essentially a light bulldozer blade. Damage: 2d4
83 Soldering Iron A heated metal tool used to melt solder. Damage: 1d6
84 Spray Brush A larger version of the Air Brush which uses pressurized aerosol inks and paints to cover large surfaces. Range: 30 feet
85 Steam Mop Powered mop which uses steam to clean floors. Damage: 1d4 for direct contact with steam.
86 Steel Cut Off Saw Powered rotary saw used to cut metals. Damage: 2d4+4
87 String Trimmer Wheedwhacker. A powered tool using mono-filament line to cut grass. Damage: 1d2
88 Suction Hose A large vacuum generating hose. Can suck up small objects.
89 Table Saw Large, mounted circular saw. Damage: 2d4
90 Thickness Planer Powered device used to trim wooden boards to a consistant thickness. Damage: 2d4 for contact with blades
91 TIG Welder Inert gas welder. Damage: 2d10 Range: 5 feet
92 Tree Felling Head A large clam and chainsaw mounted on an articulated boom designed to cut down trees. Damage: 4d8
93 Trencher An earth-digging device which uses a wheel to dig. Damage: 3d6
94 Ultrasonic Welder A welder using ultrasonic frequencies to join plastics or dissimilar materials. Damage: 2d4
95 Vacuuming Unit A small suction hose system used to suck up very small materials.
96 Wall Chaser Powered tool used for cutting small grooves in walls. Damage: 1d3
97 Winch Device used to coil or wind out a length of rope or wire (usually attached to a hook). Usually equipped with about 100, 200, or 250 feet of line. There are three strength capacities: 8000 lbs, 12,000 lbs, and 16,000 lbs.
98 Wood Chipper A powered device used to break up tree limbs into wood chips. Damage: 2d6+6
99 Wood Router Powered tool used to hollow out the surface of a soft material.
00 Wrecking Ball A large demolition ball connected to a Crane. Damage: 5d10, -4 to hit targets though.


New Frame

Scrap Frame: A robot design made of cobbled together devices and materials and given programming. They can appear as just about anything.

New Power Sources

Biomass Converter: A power source where organic matter from plants and creatures is combusted to generate power. While the power generation is fairly low (on par with a steam engine), requiring fairly large amounts of biomass to generate energy, there does happen to be quite a bit of biomass available, usually from what ever creatures and plants a robot powered by this power source comes across. Of course, this makes robots with this type of power source feared by the inhabitants of the wasteland, as they might become fuel for the robot. A device with this power source can operate for 12 hours for every 150 lbs of organic matter consumed.

Broadcast Power: Wireless power transmitted from a power broadcast station or tower to the robot without a direct wire. Broadcast stations typically have a limited range of power transmission (typically 1d4x100 miles, depending on many, many factors), however, at the Mutant Lord's discretion, Broadcast Power may be transmitted from orbital satellite systems and effectively have no range limitations for robots on or near the surface of the planet. Treat as a Radioactive Battery for power source purposes.

Gaseous Fuel: The use of gas state chemicals which can be combusted to generate energy. The run times are per unit, basically I'm going with 1 gallon of gas. Obviously, a gallon of gas will weigh differently, depending on the gas, but that's beyond the scope of this quick and dirty usage. Useful Sites: ,
Roll Gas Run Time
1 Acetylene 2 hours 42 minutes
2 Biogas 1 hour 30 minutes
3 Butane 2 hours 42 minutes
4 Hydrogen 45 minutes
5 Methane 1 hour 25 minutes
6 Propane 1 hour 24 minutes

Liquid Fuel: Liquid state chemicals combusted to generate energy. I'm using the standard of Gasoline = 3 hours/gallon operational time for fuel tank size determination. To make the robot powered equivalent to a rechargeable battery (24 or 48 hours of operational time), figure out 8 or 16 gallons of gasoline for the same amount of operation, then use the variable fuel values below to determine how big the equivalent tanks would be. Naturally, it is possible to have larger or smaller fuel tanks than these values. I might include values for 300 mile range gas tank and 600 mile range gas tank, since those are fairly standard for vehicle gas tank sizes (@ 30 mpg these would be 10 and 20 gallons respectively)
Roll (2d10) Fuel Run Time
2 Alcohol: Ethanol 2 hours
3 Alcohol: Methanol 1 hour 30 minutes
4 Alcohol: Butanol 3 hours
5 Avgas/Jet Fuel (Naptha) 3 hours
6 Benzene 2 hours 42 minutes
7 Biofuel: Biodiesel 3 hours
8 Biofuel: Biogasoline 3 hours
9 CNG (Compressed Natural Gas) 45 minutes
10 Diesel 3 hours 20 minutes
11 Flex Fuel (E85%) 2 hours 12 minutes
12 Fuel Oil 3 hours 36 minutes
13 Gasohol (E10%) 2 hours 50 minutes
14 Gasoline (Petrol) 3 hours
15 Kerosene 3 hours 18 minutes
16 Liquid Natural Gas 2 hours
17 Nitromethane 6 hours 54 minutes
18 Toluene 2 hours 15 minutes
19 Processed Vegetable Oil 3 hours

Steam Engine: Heating water into steam in order to generate energy. One of the easiest power generators to create, but suffers from low power to weight limitations and low efficiency. While these power sources can be fueled as per Gaseous Fuel or Liquid Fuel power sources above (though they are larger for the same level of efficiency as those internal combustion engines (about 1/3 as efficient for the same size), they can also burn solid fuels like wood, peat, charcoal, and coal (or, at the Mutant Lord's discretion, hexamine fuel, jellied alcohol (sterno), ammonium nitrate (a fertilizer), and some simple biofuels (usually animal dung/manure or treated sewage sludge). A unit of dry fuel will vary, typically 5 or 10 pounds of material (I'm going to go with 10 pounds for ease of reference).
Roll Fuel Run Time
1 Ammonium Nitrate 80 minutes
2 Charcoal 25 minutes
3 Coal 36 minutes
4 Dung/Manure 21 minutes
5 Hexamine 36 minutes
6 Peat 19 minutes
7 Sawdust 11 minutes
8 Sterno 29 minutes
9 Treated Sewage Sludge 17 minutes
10 Wood 20 minutes

New Manipulators

Articulated Boom: A moveable robotic limb with two to four bend or joint sections. Maximum length is Robot Size Class x # of feet. A variety of manipulator attachments can be applied.

Hook: A simple hook. Usually mounted on a boom.

Interface Plug: This manipulator consists of a simple machine interface plug. Cables are typically fairly short, no more than ten feet in length.

Tail: The robot is equipped with a tail appendage. This can be decorative, prehensile, or the tail can accept a weapon mount (typically spikes, stinger, axe, spear tip, or a projectile weapon). (See Natural Weapon Damage Tables for damages, spiked tails do damage as thagomizers, axe tails do damage as Tail Bash, stingers do damage as per stingers, spear tips as per stabbing tail, and for projectile weapons, consult the robot weapons tables.) Length can be up to 2x the Size Class of the Robot in feet.

Telescoping Boom: A simple moveable pole-like limb which can extend or retract. Maximum extended length is based on Robot Size Class, with the formula: Size Class x # of feet of maximum extension.

Tentacle: A tentacle manipulator. Otherwise identical to a Tail Manipulator.

New Armor

Cheap Plastic (AC 9): This includes PET, Polystyrene, ABS and other light plastics.

Glass (AC 9): Basic silicate glass, may include basic ceramics and porcelain at the Mutant Lord's option.

Good Plastic (AC 8): This includes PVC, Acrylic, and Plexiglass and other, sturdier plastics.

Wood (AC 8): May be purpose built planks or scraps of wood.

Bone (AC 7): Any creature with a vertebral skeleton can provide bone material. Does not include insect shells or arachnid carapaces.

Cast Iron (AC 7): An iron-carbon alloy with a two percent or higher carbon content.

Fiberglass (AC 7): Fiber reinforced glass.

Aluminum Oxynitride (AC 6): A transparent ceramic often used as "bullet proof glass." (Transparent aluminum, though they didn't use the name.)

Wrought Iron (AC 6): Iron-carbon alloy with low carbon content.

Stainless Steel (AC 5): Steel alloy with a certain amount of chromium content.

Spidersilk (AC 4): Typically either giant spider silk or spidergoat silk. This is a woven armor with somewhat better protective qualities than Ballistic Nylon.

Titanium Alloy (AC 4): Titanium alloyed with aluminum or vanadium, generally used in military or high performance applications due to its high cost.

Carbon Fiber (AC 3): Fiber reinforced plastic generally using carbon nanotube fibers.

Artificial Sapphire (AC 2): Synthetic sapphire crystal used as armor and sapphire glass.

New Accessories

Blow Dryer
A simple device designed to project heated air onto hair or hands (and sometimes other body parts, depending on how it is used) in order to dry the surface. May be a fixed unit or attached to a tool mount. Generally units intended to dry hair have no time limitations, while other units may be timed, or have a proximity sensor for operation. There is a 50% chance that the unit is connected to a Currency Detector and operates for a given time based on how much time is purchased.

Clothes Cleaning Unit
A combination of clothes washing unit and clothes drying unit. There is a 50% chance that the unit is connected to a Currency Detector and operates for a given time per use purchased.

Condiment/Spice Dispenser
A type of vending unit used to modify meals with condiments or spices. There are generally 1d4+2 individual dispensers for each unit. Roll on the following table for each type. There is 30% chance (or 33%) that the unit is connected to a Currency Detector and dispenses a specified amount based on how much is purchased.
Roll Condiment
1 Ketchup
2 Yellow Mustard
3 Pickle Relish
4 Mayonnaise
5 Salt & Pepper
6 Roll on the tables at

Currency Detector
A device designed to accept one or more forms of currency (see currency table below) in exchange for goods or services. Roll Currency Validated
1 Tokens (50% chance metal, 50% chance plastic)
2 Metal Coinage (25% chance of accepting given coinage)
3 Paper Money (40% chance of accepting given paper bill)
4 Electronic Currency (Credit (cards), Money Cards, ATM/Debit Cards, etc.) May operate on magnetic strips, bar code scans, RFID tags, or QR Codes.
5 Accepts two forms of currency, roll 1d4 twice to determine types.
6 Accepts all forms of currency

Device Charger
This unit is designed to work with one or more power plug ports designed to recharge electrical and electronic devices. There is a 50% chance of plug compatibility for any given unit and a 20% chance that the robot has a compatible adapter available if the plug is not compatible.

Dishwashing Unit
This device is designed to clean food handling materials can handle about 30 different cooking and eating utensils, dishes, and cookware. There is a 50% chance that the unit is connected to a Currency Detector and operates for a given time based on how much time is purchased.

Electronic Gambling Unit
Robot Roundup

External Storage Unit
This accessory covers a variety of cargo racks, open cargo beds (like those found on a pickup truck) and other cargo attachment devices. Consult the table below to determine maximum external storage capacity.
Robot Size Class Maximum External Storage Capacity
1 5 lbs
2 10 lbs
3 25 lbs
4 50 lbs
5 100 lbs
6 200 lbs
7 500 lbs
8 1000 lbs
9 2000 lbs
10 4000 lbs
Specially designed and constructed cargo robots can carry more cargo in external mounts. Robots of Size Class 1-4 can carry double the listed amount, Size Class 5-6 can carry triple the listed amount, Size Class 7-8 can carry quadruple the listed amount, and Size Class 9-10 can carry five times the listed amount.

Hardcopy Printer
A device which can generate hard copy (60% chance paper sheet, 40% chance plastic flimsy) documents, maps, images, etc. This is generally limited to what information the robot has stored, but there is a 20% chance that the robot has a data interface which can be used to transfer information which can then be printed. There is a 25% chance that the unit is connected to a Currency Detector and prints out hard copy priced per sheet.

Heating Unit
One of several different devices designed to heat objects. Consult the table below for type. There is a 40% chance that the unit is connected to a Currency Detector and charges per time of operation.
Roll Type
1 Stove
2 Oven
3 Furnace
4 Kiln
5 Toaster Oven
6 Microwave Oven

Karaoke Interface
This device usually consists of a display, a song collection and selection interface, and 1d4 microphones and allows users to sing along to accompanying music, with the lyrics being provided on the display. There is a 75% chance that the unit is connected to a Currency Detector and charges either per song, or for a set period of time.

Lighting Unit
Robot Roundup

Liquid Fuel Dispenser
This device is almost always connected to a liquid fuel tank and is used to dispense fuel of a given type (or, in about 50% of such units, to 1d4 types of fuel, with a separate tank for each). There is a 90% chance that the unit is connected to a Currency Detector, and charges are generally priced per gallon.

Liquid Tank
An internal or external tank which holds liquids. The amount of liquid which can be held depends on the size class of the robot, consult the table below. The maximum liquid storage can be broken down into smaller individual tanks for robts of Size Class 4 and higher.
Robot Size Class Maximum Liquid Storage Capacity
1 12 ounces
2 1 quart
3 1 gallon
4 2 gallons
5 5 gallons
6 20 gallons
7 50 gallons
8 100 gallons
9 200 gallons
10 500 gallons

Microbrewing Unit
This accessory contains the devices necessary to make and store beer (including ale, pilsner, stout, lager, bock, bitter, porter, etc.) given the proper ingredients. Most microbrewing units are designed to only produce one type and style of brew, but about 20% are programmable, with data ports designed to accept instruction data. A robot must be at least Size Class 6 to mount a microbrewing unit, consult the table below.
Robot Size Class Maximum Brewing Capacity
6 1 keg (15.5 gallons)
7 2 kegs
8 4 kegs
9 8 kegs
10 16 kegs

Refrigerated Storage Unit
This device is a storage unit designed to cool and maintain objects at a low temperature. The size of the unit varies by robot size class, but is generally about half the size of the External Storage Unit listed above.

Sexual Intercourse Modification
Fairly self explanatory, though there are often a variety of "special" features that may or may not be included.

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Smoke Screen
This device is a smoke generator that functions as per the Smoke Grenade (MF, page 119), but comes in a variety of sizes, see the table below. Each generator has 1d6 uses before it needs to be recharged/reloaded.
Generator Size Smoke Screen Size
1 30' radius
2 45' radius
3 60' radius
4 90' radius
5 120' radius
6 180' radius

Trash Compactor
A device used to compress objects in the hopper into a compact form. Not found or robots smaller than Size Class 4. The size of the hopper is determined by the robot's Size Class, and generally has a capacity half that of an External Storage Unit. The resulting compacted mass is generally about 1/4 the size of the original material.

Vending Unit
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New Weapons

A pneumatic weapon which projects BBs or pellets (usually 0.177 in (4.5 mm) caliber) with compressed air.

Ball Pitching Machine
A projectile launcher which uses either a mechanical throwing arm or circular wheel to launch small sports balls, typically tennis balls, soft balls, baseballs and the like.

Chemical Sprayer
A simple pressurized air device which projects chemicals stored in its' reservoir.

Clay Trap
A mechanical device designed to project clay "pigeons" for sport shooting. They can hold up to 100 clay pigeons in an automated loading carousel. In the post apocalypse, many of these have been modified to launch other projectiles, such as plastic frisbees, chakrams, shuriken (throwing stars), ceramic plates, sharpened tin plates or pans, circular saw blades, etc.

Cryo Cannon
Projectile weapon designed to spray a freezing liquid at a target.

Dynamite Gun
Compressed air cannon designed to launch explosive projectiles.

Gas Projector
A simple device used to spray an area with a gas.

Harpoon Gun
Projectile weapon designed to launch a harpoon (usually attached to a cable or wire) into a target. Typically uses a black powder or gunpowder charge to launch the harpoon. This type can be used as a two handed projectile weapon.

Artillery weapon which launches projectiles in a high-arc trajectory (indirect fire).

Net Gun
Non-lethal weapon designed to propel a net onto a target in order to capture the target. While there are a variety of sizes and types, I use a simplified system for small targets (light net gun), man-sized targets (medium net gun), and large targets (heavy net gun).

Paintball Marker
Compressed air device which launches paint filled capsules, typically .68 caliber (17.3 mm), designed to burst on impact, covering the target with paint, ink, or a dye.

A projectile weapon which uses a rubber band or compressed air to project a small fishing spear or trident into fish while underwater.

Steam Cannon
Projectile weapon which uses high-pressure steam to launch projectiles.

Tranquilizer Gun
Pneumatic weapon designed to launch a chemical filled dart (usually a sedative, anaesthetic, or paralytic agent) into a target in order to capture the target. Obviously, other chemicals, such as poisons, can be used in the darts.

Water Cannon
A type of fire fighting water projector, which is typically used in riot control. Other liquids can be projected, and dyes can be added to the water in order to mark targets.

Water Jet Cutter
High Pressure water projector used to cut a variety of materials. Typically mixed with abrasive agents in order to cut hard materials like rock or metal.

Weapon Trigger Damage Range Weight Shots
Airgun (pellet/BB) Normal 1 (BB) 1d2 (pellet) 250 ft./600 ft. 6 lbs 1 of 50
Ball Pitching Machine Automatic 1d2 tennis/racquet ball
1d4 softball
1d6 hardball
240 ft/300 ft 1d4+2x10 lbs (varies) 5d4
Chemical Sprayer Spray Varies with chemical 20 ft/40 ft 5 lbs 1
Clay Trap Normal* 1d2 for clay
1d2 for plastic frisbee
1d3 for ceramic plate
1d4 for shuriken
1d4 for sharpened metal pan
1d6 for chakram
2d4 for circular saw blade
100 ft/300 ft 2d4+2x10 lbs 1 to 100
Cryo Cannon Normal 5d8 cold 75 ft./150 ft. 15 lbs 1
Dynamite Gun Normal 15d6 1350 ft/2700 ft 1000 lbs 1
Gas Projector Spray Varies with gas 30 ft radius 1d3x10 lbs 1d6
Harpoon Gun Normal 4d4 80 ft/160 ft underwater
250 ft surface
12 lbs 1
Mortar, Heavy Normal 250 (plus warhead) 5 miles 350 lbs 1
Mortar, Lightx Normal 100 (plus warhead) 2.5 miles 45 lbs 1
Mortar, Medium Normal 175 (plus warhead) 3.5 miles 90 lbs 1
Net Gun, Light Normal Special; 4x4 ft net 150 ft/330 ft 4 lbs 1
Net Gun, Medium Normal Special; 8x8 ft net 150 ft/330 ft 10 lbs 1
Net Gun, Heavy Normal Special; 16x16 ft net 150 ft/330 ft 40 lbs 1
Paintball Marker Normal 1d2 (paintball) or chemical 100 ft/300 ft 5 lbs 1
Speargun Normal 2d4 16 ft/30 ft underwater
about 45 ft surface
5 lbs 1
Steam Cannon Normal 50 (plus warhead) 1000 ft/2500 ft 600 lbs 1
Tranquilizer Gun Normal 1 plus chemical 230 ft/500 ft 10 lbs 1
Water Cannon Spray 4d4, plus knockdown 100 ft/150 ft 1d4+2x10 lbs 1
Water Jet Cutter Stream 6d6 100 ft/150 ft 40 lbs 1

Roll Chemical Effects Duration
1 Acid/Corrosive See Acid Table. Acid has a 50% chance of being organic (does not affect metals, only organic material) or inorganic (affects metals). Note 5
2 Bio-Toxin Agent As per Bio-Toxin Bomb, MF Rulebook
3 Blister Agent Effects as per itching, plus take damage as 1d6 class acid per turn
4 Blood Agent As per Blood Agent Grenade, MF Rulebook
5 Choking Agent Save vs Poison or die, success means being unable to act 5d4
6 Diarrhea Agent 3 in 6 chance of a very noticeable scent (may attract creatures or repel) Save vs Stun or don't make it to toilet in time.
7 Euphoric Agent Automatically loses initiative, -2 to hit and damage, no DEX bonus to AC
8 Flammable Gas As per Inferno Grenade, MF Rulebook
9 Hallucinogenic Agent Roll on the Random Hallucination Table 1d4
10 Irritant Gas As per Irritant Gas Grenade, MF Rulebook
11 Laughing Agent STR -2, -2 to hit and damage
12 Mutagen Agent As per Mutation Grenade, MF Rulebook
13 Nerve Gas As per Nerve Gas Grenade, MF Rulebook
14 Paint, Ink, or Dye Generally marks the target in a color. May glow or be distinctive at ML's discretion.
15 Paralytic Agent As per Paralysis, MF Rulebook
16 Poison Roll on Poison Type Table, MF Rulebook
17 Puke/Vomit Agent 50% of normal strength 1d3+5
18 Radioactive Gas As per Radiation, MF Rulebook
19 Sedative/Tranquilizer Puts the target to sleep for the duration. Slapping or wounding awakens an affected creature, but normal noise does not.
20 Smoke Gas As per Smoke Grenade, MF Rulebook
1. Agents can be injected, inhaled (gas), or absorbed through the skin (blister agent, blood agent, nerve agent, and mutagen agent).
2. Acids/Corrosives and Paint, Ink, or Dye are splash agents that generally affect the skin of the target, but have a 1 in 6 chance of blinding the target on a normal strike, or blind the target if specifically targeted at the eyes (requires a critical strike). Save vs Poison to avoid being blinded.
3. Gasses typically take one round to fill a 30 foot radius that persists in still conditions for 1d3+6 turns and in windy conditions for 1d3+1 turns. Persistent gasses change the duration from from turns to rounds (i.e. 1d3+6 rounds in still conditions, and 1d3+1 rounds in windy conditions).
4. Duration for injected chemicals is the listed duration in turns, gasses in rounds, absorbed through skin in twice as many turns.
5. Duration for acids is special. Unless the acid is neutralized or scrubbed off (requiring one round), acids will continue to do damage. Weak acids (Class 1-6) will do damage for 1d4 rounds. Mild Acids (Class 7-12) will do damage for 2d4 rounds. Strong Acids (Class 13-20) will progressively lose their strength, doing half damage each round until no dice of damage remain. (i.e. a Class 15 acid will do 4d10 damage on the first round, 2d10 damage on the second round, 1d10 damage on the third round, and no damage on the fourth round.)