Monday, August 31, 2015

Fetish Treasure Tables

Here are the Fetish Treasure Tables for the previously posted M.A.G.E. line of robots. There's quite a lot of entries, so this will be a large post.

Roll Accessories Baubles Body Parts
01 3D Glasses Agate Document Seal Alligator Tooth
02 Alice Band headband Alabaster Egg Ankylosaurus Club Tail
03 Ascot Tie Amber Monkey Figurine Armadillo Scute
04 Attache Case Amethyst Flower Paperweight Bat's Wings
05 Bandana Aquamarine Sea Horse Statuette Bear Claws
06 Beanie Azur-ite Demitasse Beaver Tail
07 Bottle Opener Key Fob Beer Bottle Beaver Teeth
08 Bowtie Blue Glass Float Bird Skull
09 Briefcase Blue Jadeite Olmec Mask Boar Tusk
10 Bucket Bag Bocksbeutel Bottle of Blood
11 Bullet Belt Bologna Bottle Brain in a Jar
12 Calculator Key Fob Boston Round Bottle Camel's Toe
13 Calculator Watch Bottle of Perfume Caterpillar Cocoon
14 Camera Bag Brass Door Knocker Chicken Wishbone
15 Can Opener Key Fob Bronze Acorn Chiton Shell
16 Cell Phone Charm Bronze Bear Figurine Clam Shell
17 Cigarette Case Candle Stick Cockle Shell
18 Clerical Collar Carnelian Unicorn Cane Head Condor Talons
19 Coin Purse Cast Iron Flying Pig Figurine Cow Skull
20 Compact Cosmetic Case Christmas Lights Cow's Hoof
21 Compass Key Fob Christmas Ornament Cowry Shell
22 Corsage Chrome Trailer Hitch Ball Crab Pincers
23 Cravat Chrysoberyl Star Crocodile Teeth
24 Cummerbund Coffee Mug Deer Skull
25 Digital Watch Cola Bottle Donkey Ears
26 Doctor's Bag Copper Cow Bell Dried Frog
27 Dog Collar Coral Dragon Figurine Eagle Talons
28 Dog Cone Collar Crystal Skull Elepant Trunk
29 Dog Harness Diamond Badger Figurine Elephant Tusk
30 Dog's Muzzle Diamond Egg Elk Antlers
31 Doo Rag Disco Ball Fibia Bone
32 Eye Glasses Ebony Fly Figurine Fox Tail
33 Eyepatch Elegant Glass Brandy Snifter Frog Legs
34 Fanny Pack Emerald Frog Figurine Goat Eye
35 Feather Boa Erlenmeyer Flask Goat Skull
36 Fishnet Stockings Florence Flask Hawk's Eye
37 Flashlight Key Fob Glass Dolphin Figurine Head of a Grass Mud Horse
38 Garage Door Opener Key Fob Glass Flacon Horse Tail
39 Goggles Glass Flower Horse's Hoof
40 Gold Watch Glass Onion full of Brandy Horseshoe Crab Carapace
41 Gym Bag Gold Bar House Cat Ears
42 Hachimaki Golden Apple Human Eye
43 Hair Bow Hand Bell Human Femur
44 Hair Brush Heliodor Sunflower Paperweight Human Foot
45 Hair Comb Ivory Statue of Liberty Figurine Human Hand
46 Hair Pin Jade Cthulhu Statuette Human Nose
47 Hand Fan Jade Snake Figurine Human Pelvis
48 Hand Mirror Jade-ite Teacup Human Scalp
49 Handbag Jasper Church Seal Human Skull
50 Handkerchief Jasper Tiger Statuette Humerus Bone
51 Hip Flask Jack Daniels Bottle Jackalope Antlers
52 Hydration Pack Klein Bottle Leopard Tail
53 Key Ring with 3D4 Keys Lapis Lazuli Elephant Figurine Lion Tail
54 Keychain Large Ball Bearing Lion's Paw
55 Lapel Pin Large Pinecone Lizard Tail
56 Laser Pointer Key Fob Loggerhead Llama Teeth
57 Leather Belt Marble Elephant Figurine Lobster Tail
58 Messenger Bag Mason Jar Monkey's Paw
59 Money Clip Milk Bottle Moose Antlers
60 Monocle Moonstone Crescent Moon Nautilus Shell
61 Nail Clippers Moonstone Rabbit Figurine Octopus Arm
62 Nail File Music Box Octopus Eye
63 Necktie Nutcracker Opossum Tail
64 Parasol Obsidian Horse Figurine Owl Carcass
65 Pet Leash Obsidian Orb Paperweight Parrot Feathers
66 Petticoat Onyx Dog Figurine Pig Ears
67 Pill Organizer Onyx Horse Figurine Pig's Foot
68 Pince-nez Opal Cat Figurine Pigeon Feathers
69 Pocket Protector Pair of Ben Wa Balls Pronghorn Horn
70 Pocket Watch Pair of Golden Lion Figurines Quahog Shell
71 Police Duty Belt Periodot Bead Rabbit Ears
72 Purse Pewter Dragon Skull Rabbit's Foot
73 Rabbit's Foot Key Fob Plasma Ball Rattlesnake Rattle
74 Reading Glasses Porcelain Goldfish Reindeer Antlers
75 Safety Glasses Porphyry Snake Figurine Scorpion Pincers
76 Sash Quartz Human Brain Sculpture Scorpion Tail
77 Satchel Reagent Bottle Shed Snake Skin
78 Scarf Retort Shrunken Head
79 Shoe Horn Ruby Heart Silkworm Cocoon
80 Spiked Collar Rum Bottle Snail Shell
81 Sporan Sake Cup Snake Eye
82 Sports Watch Sapphire Teardrop Snake Fangs
83 Stockings Sardonyx Girl Figurine Spinal Column
84 Studded Leather Armbands Seltzer Bottle Squid Tentacle
85 Studded Leather Belt Serpentine Owl Figurine Stegosaurus Thagomizer
86 Suitcase Ship in a Bottle Stingray Tail
87 Sunglasses Silver Carp Figurine Three-Headed Dog Heads
88 Suspenders Silver Hershey's Kiss Ornament Tibia Bone
89 Sweatband Snow Globe Tiger Claws
90 Tote Bag Souvenir Spoon Toad Carcass
91 Toupee Teacup Trilobite Fossil
92 Umbrella Tiger's Eye Kitten Figurine Turkey Feathers
93 USB Flash Drive Key Fob Topaz Pear Turtle Shell
94 Utility Belt Tourmaline Turtle Figurine Two-Headed Bear Heads
95 Veil Trio of Ivory Goat Figurines Two-Headed Cow Heads
96 Walking Cane Uranium Glass Marble Two-Headed Gecko Carcass
97 Wallet Wedding Cake Topper Vampire Bat Fangs
98 Wallet on a chain White Marble Bull Figurine Walrus Tusks
99 Web Belt Wine Bottle Warthog Tusks
00 Wig Witch Bottle Whelk Shell

Roll Jewelry Junk Novelties
01 Anchor Pendant Necklace Ashtray Alcohol Shot Gun
02 Ankh Pendant Necklace Baby Bottle Alien Head in a Jar
03 Barbed Wire Bracelet Bar of Lead Amazing Hypno Glasses
04 Bear Claw Necklace Barometer Arrow in the Head
05 Bicycle Chain Necklace Baseball Glove Arrow in the Knee
06 Bicycle Tire Choker Baseball Trophy Back Scratcher
07 Birthstone Ring Basketball Bald Wig
08 Bling “$” Sign Necklace Bathroom Scale Banana Phone
09 Bling Ring Bicycle Seat Bang Flag Gun
10 Bottlecap Necklace Billiards 9 Ball Beer Hat
11 Broken Heart Pendant Necklace Bird Cage Big Momma Undies
12 Bullet Necklace Blow Dryer Big Mouth Billy Bass
13 Burger King Crown Bottle of Blue Nail Polish Bobblehead Doll
14 Cameo Necklace Bottle of Brass Polish Bright Red Maraca
15 Cameo Ring Bottle of Laundry Detergent Broken Window Sticker
16 Chain Necklace Bowling Ball Bubble Pipe
17 Chainsaw Chain Necklace Box of Crayons Bullet Hole Stickers
18 Championship Ring Brass Nameplate Canned Unicorn Meat
19 Charm Bracelet Bug Zapper Chainmail Bikini Bottom
20 Class Ring Busted Jewel Case (CD) Chattery Teeth
21 Computer Mouse Necklace Butter Knife Cheesehead
22 Cross Necklace Can of Shoe Polish Clown Nose
23 Decoder Ring Can of Turpentine Coconut Bra
24 Dog Tags CD-ROM Disk Dancing Menorah
25 Dragon Pendant Necklace Ceramic Dinner Plate Deely Bobber
26 Dreamcatcher Necklace Cheese Grater Drinking Bird
27 Engagement Ring Circuit Board DVD Rewinder
28 Finger Bone Necklace Clipboard Emergency Underpants
29 Five Pointed Star Necklace Clothes Iron Fake Dirty Diaper
30 Four Leaf Clover Necklace Computer Keyboard Fake Doggy Doo
31 Gear Pendant Necklace Computer Speaker Fake Giant Ear
32 Gemstone Bracelet Cooking Mitten Fake Moustache
33 Gemstone Pendant Necklace Crutch Fake Shark dorsal Fin
34 Gold Bangles Cutting Board Fake Teeth
35 Gold Chain Necklace Desk Lamp Fake Vampire Fangs
36 Gold Skull and Crossbones Necklace Dirty Sock Fake Vomit
37 Great Seal of the USA Necklace Dust Mop Head Fire Extinguisher Water Squirter
38 Hammer & Sickle Necklace DVD Disk Fly Eye Glasses
39 Heart Pendant Necklace Easel Fur Lined Handcuffs
40 Hexagonal Nut Ring Electric Knife Fuzzy Dice
41 Hospital Wristband Empty Beer Can Garden Gnome
42 Human Teeth Bracelet Empty Soda Bottle Giant Lobster Claw Gloves
43 Identification Bracelet Empty Tennis Ball Can Giant Pencil
44 Keepsake Locket Flour Sifter Giant Size Solar Calculator
45 LED Bangle Bracelet Flower Vase Giant Toothbrush
46 LED Multicolor Necklace Football Gigantic Rubber Fish
47 LED Star Gem Ring Fork Googly Eyes
48 Loot Crown Golf Ball Gorilla Mask
49 Male Symbol Necklace Happy Face Button Grabber Arm
50 Matching His & Her Bracelets High Heeled Shoes Green Beard
51 Medic Alert Necklace Hot Plate Groan Tube
52 Medical Bracelet Label Maker Groucho Glasses
53 Military Award Medal License Plate Hand Buzzer
54 Mjolnir Pendant Necklace Mannequin Head Hand Shaped Fly Swatter
55 Mood Ring Metal Strainer Horse Head Mask
56 Necklace of Ears Oil Funnel Horseshoe Magnet
57 Nose Chain Ophthalmoscope Hula Skirt
58 One Ring Replica Bracelet Pack of Paper Plates Human Organ Lunch Box
59 Ouija Charm Necklace Paintbrush Inflatable Cactus
60 Pacifier Necklace Plastic Bowl Inflatable Monkey
61 Padlock Chain Necklace Plastic Coat Hanger Inflatable Sheep
62 Pay Phone Number Bracelet Plastic Easter Egg Inflatable Turkey
63 Peace Sign Necklace Plastic Flower Inflatable Unicorn Head
64 Pearl Necklace Plastic Spray Bottle Joy Buzzer
65 Plastic Bead Necklace Printer Ink Cartridge Kit-Cat Clock
66 Prayer Beads Red Solo Cup Magic 8 Ball
67 Princess Tiara Restaurant Menu Mexican Jumping Bean
68 Rabbit's Foot Necklace Salt Shaker Mooning Lawn Gnome
69 Razor Wire Necklace Santa Hat Mullet Headband
70 Robot Eye Necklace Shaving Razor Newton's Cradle
71 Rosary Beads Shower Cap Party Paper Tongue
72 Scarab Pendant Necklace Skateboard Wheel Pet Rock
73 Scrap Crown Smoke Detector Pig Mask
74 Shark Tooth Necklace Spark Plug Plastic Flamingo
75 Silver Bangles Spatula Prank Pregnancy Test
76 Silver Necklace Sphygmomanometer Propeller Beanie
77 Silver Skull Bracelet Spork Rainbow Static Duster
78 Skull Key Necklace Spray Paint Can (Green) Rear View Glasses
79 Skull Pendant Necklace Steering Wheel Rubber Snake
80 Skull Ring Stethoscope Rubber Spider
81 Soda Tab Necklace Swingline Stapler Scream Mask
82 Spider Ring Taxi Mileage Meter Screaming Flying Monkey
83 Sports Bronze Medal Teen Hearthrob Poster Six-Pack Beer Belt Holster
84 Sports Gold Medal Thermometer Snake Nut Can
85 Sports Silver Medal Tin can Spinning Bow Tie
86 Star and Crescent Necklace Toaster Squirting Flower
87 Star of David Necklace Tobacco Pipe Stress Relief Bubble Wrap
88 Star Trek Insignia Pendant Necklace Toilet Plunger Swiss Cheese Door Stopper
89 Star Wars Galactic Empire Necklace Toothbrush Switch Blade Bottle Opener
90 Star Wars Republic Symbol Necklace Tube of Lip Stick Switchblade Comb
91 Stone Arrowhead Pendant Necklace Tumbling E Chart Tiki Torch
92 Studded Leather Bracelet TV Dinner Tray Toffee Hammer
93 Studded Leather Choker TV Remote Control Truck Nuts
94 Thumb Ring Vacuum Cleaner Nozzle Umbrella Hat
95 Triforce Pendant Necklace Velvet Painting of Elvis Voodoo Doll
96 Wedding Ring Very Large Belt Buckle Wax Kiss Me Lips
97 Wheel of Dharma Necklace Video Game Controller Whoopee Cushion
98 Wonder Woman Tiara Wind Up Alarm Clock Wiper Glasses
99 Yin-Yang Pendant Necklace Wooden Spoon X-Ray Specs
00 Zipper Necklace World Globe Yodelling Pickle

Roll Swag Toys Trinkets
01 Automobile Exhaust Pipe Ant Farm 2D4 Carabiners
02 Aviator's Goggles Army Action Figure Adjustable Wrench
03 Bar of Zombie Repellent Soap Baby Doll Automatic Lockpick Gun
04 Basketball Hoop Bag of Marbles Barbeque Lighter
05 Besom Broom Barrel of Monkeys Barbeque Tongs
06 Billy Can BB Gun Bicycle Pump
07 Bindle Staff Beanie Baby Binoculars
08 Blue Pass Key Bouncy Ball/Super Ball Bottle of Water Purification Tablets
09 Bowling Pin Can of Play Doh Box Cutter
10 Boxing Glove Cap Pistol Box of Fishing Tackle
11 Bubble Wand Chatter Telephone Box of 1d100 Matches
12 Buzzer Module Corn Popper Bread Knife
13 Car Side Mirror Cup-and-Ball Toy Bungee Cord
14 Car Stereo Cymbal-banging Monkey Caliper
15 Cattle Prod Dreidel Can of Insect Repellent
16 Color Changing Wand Easy-Bake Oven Can of WD-40
17 Computer Numeric Keypad Etch A Sketch Can Opener
18 Croquet Mallet Flying Saucer Toy Canteen
19 Dancing Magic Wand Foam Nunchaku Car Battery
20 Deck of Playing Cards Frisbee Cattle Prod
21 Diabetic Test Kit Glo Worm Chef's Knife
22 Differential Pressure Controller Hacky Sack Chisel
23 DNA Extractor Hand Puppet Cigarette Lighter
24 Dosimeter Heroic Action Figure Claw Hammer
25 Electric Cigarette Hobby Horse Combination Lock
26 Electric Toothbrush Horse Action Figure Compass
27 Electronic Flash Wand Jack-in-the-Box Corkscrew
28 Fire Extinguisher, CO2 Kaleidoscope Crampons
29 Flagstaff with tattered flag Kewpie Doll Crimping Tool
30 Flame Sensor Kite Crosspoint Screwdriver
31 Flashing Goat Skull Wand Koosh Ball Crowbar
32 Fuse Laser Tag Gun Diving Mask
33 Gear Shifter Lawn Dart Dog Whistle
34 Geiger Counter Lite-Brite Egg Timer
35 Glass Bong Magic 8-Ball Electric Lantern
36 Golden Ticket to a Chocolate Factory Magna Doodle Entrenching Tool
37 GPS Unit Matryoshka Doll Figure of Eight
38 Halloween Mask Moon Shoes First Aid Kit
39 HEPA Cartridge Filter Mr Potato Head Flint & Steel Firestarter Set
40 Horse Saddle Nerf Gun Folding Grappling Hook
41 Hourglass Ocarina Folding Pocket Knife
42 Input/Output Port Expander Ouija Board Hacksaw
43 IR Emission Sensor Pellet Drum Hand Saw
44 Joystick Pez Dispenser Handheld Fishnet
45 Karate Black Belt Piggy Bank Handheld Spotlight
46 Kayak Paddle Pinwheel Hex Wrench
47 Keytar Pistol Squirt Gun Ice Axe
48 Kitchen Faucet Pixiphone Ice Skates
49 Label Maker Plastic Boomerang Jumar
50 Leather Biker Chaps Plastic Beach Shovel Jumper Cables
51 LED Module Plastic Sword Knife Sharpener
52 Locator Beacon Pogo Stick Ladle
53 Luchre Libre Pinata Pop Gun LED Flashlight
54 Magic Breakaway Wand Pull Dog Toy Load Bearing Vest
55 Magic Wand Massager Radio Controlled Car Locking Pliers
56 Magic Wand: Bouquet of Flowers Rag Doll Lockpick Set
57 Magician’s Novelty Light Up Wand Rock-a-Stack Toy Maglight
58 Metal Detector Rocketship Toy Magnesium Fire Starter
59 Milk Crate Roller Skates Magnifying Glass
60 Motorcycle Handlebar Roly-Poly Toy Mallet
61 Optical Character Reader Rubber Band Gun Meat Cleaver
62 Pinup Poster Rubber Chicken Metal File
63 Plasma Coupler Rubber Duck Mini-Flashlight
64 Plastic Ice Cube Tray Rubik's Cube Multitool
65 Pornographic Magazine Science Fiction Action Figure Needlenose Pliers
66 Processor Widget See 'n Say Pack of 1D6 Chem Lights
67 Radiation Badge Shape O Ball Toy Padlock
68 Red Pass Key Shrinky Dinks Penlight
69 Reflective Warning Triangle Simon Game Periscope
70 Relay Module Skipping Rope Pipe Wrench
71 Road Flare Slinky Pizza Cutter
72 Roll of Caution Tape Snow Cone Machine Plastic Flashlight
73 Rolling Pin Sock Monkey Pliers
74 Rotary Encoder Module Speak & Spell Propane Lantern
75 SCUBA Tank Spinning Top Pruning Shears
76 Security Camera Squeaky Toy Rat Trap
77 Security ID Card Squirting Bath Toy Ratchet
78 Semaphore Flag Stuffed Rabbit Roll of Duct Tape
79 Sleeping Bag T-Rex Figurine Scissors
80 Small Servo Teddy Bear Sewing Kit
81 Smoke Discharger Toy Block Sharpening Stone
82 Sonic Screwdriver Toy Boat Signal Mirror
83 Spirit Level Toy Camera Snake Bite Kit
84 Sports Pennant Toy Car Snorkel
85 Tattoo Gun Toy Cellphone Snow Shoes
86 Temperature Sensor Toy Doctor Kit Socket Set
87 Theodolite Toy Jet Spatula
88 Thrust Control Module Toy Piano Spring-Loaded Camming Device
89 Tire Gauge Toy Rattle Straight Slot Screwdriver
90 Towel Rack Toy Soldier Strobe Light
91 Tracking Sensor Toy Train Swim Fins
92 Traffic Cone Toy Whistle Swim Goggles
93 Tucker Bag Toy Witch's Broom Swiss Army Knife
94 USB Hub Transforming Robot Action Figure Tape Measure
95 Wand topped with Ankh View-Master Tire Iron
96 Wanted Poster Water Rocket Tool Belt
97 Water Chip Wiffle Ball Bat Trowel
98 Weather Vane Wind Up Robot Toy Tube of Sunscreen
99 Webcam Yo-yo Weapon Cleaning Kit
00 Yellow Pass Key Zoetrope Wire Cutters

(Late) Return of Mutant Monday

Yes, it's the return of Mutant Monday, I've been kinda busy working on various other projects, which, this entry happens to significantly help. Maybe I should do a post on what I've got planned,but for now, hope you enjoy this. Sorry this one is late, it turned out to be a lot larger than I initially envisioned. The remaining treasure tables will be coming soon, but they're pretty big, so they'll get their own post. No images, because frankly, they would be pretty hard to find robotic versions of a bunch of wizards and mages that fit the descriptions.

M.A.G.E. Robots

Class I (Conjurer) Class II (Enchanter) Class III (Necromancer)
Hit Dice: 1 2 3
Frame: Biomorph Biomorph Biomorph
Locomotion: Inductor Inductor Inductor
Movement: 120 ' (40') 120 ' (40') 120 ' (40')
Manipulators: Basic Hand Basic Hand Basic Hand
Armor: Duraplastic Armor (AC 5) Duraplastic Armor (AC 5) Duraplastic Armor (AC 5)
Sensors: Class III Class III Class III
Mental Programming: Artificial Intelligence Artificial Intelligence Artificial Intelligence
Accessories: Vocalizer Vocalizer Vocalizer
Weaponry: See below See below See below
Attacks: 1 1 1
Damage: See below See below See below
Save: L1 L1 L2
Morale: 9 9 9
Hoard Class: Special, see below Special, see below Special, see below
XP: 16 38 80

Class IV (Incanter) Class V (Mage) Class VI (Warlock)
Hit Dice: 4 5 6
Frame: Biomorph Biomorph Biomorph
Locomotion: Inductor Inductor Inductor
Movement: 120 ' (40') 120 ' (40') 120 ' (40')
Manipulators: Basic Hand Basic Hand Basic Hand
Armor: Duraplastic Armor (AC 5) Duraplastic Armor (AC 5) Duraplastic Armor (AC 5)
Sensors: Class III Class III Class III
Mental Programming: Artificial Intelligence Artificial Intelligence Artificial Intelligence
Accessories: Vocalizer Vocalizer Vocalizer
Weaponry: See below See below See below
Attacks: 2 2 2
Damage: See below See below See below
Save: L2 L3 L3
Morale: 10 10 10
Hoard Class: Special, see below Special, see below Special, see below
XP: 190 500 820

Class VII (Magician) Class VIII (Sorcerer) Class IX (Wizard)
Hit Dice: 7 8 9
Frame: Biomorph Biomorph Biomorph
Locomotion: Inductor Inductor Inductor
Movement: 120 ' (40') 120 ' (40') 120 ' (40')
Manipulators: Basic Hand Basic Hand Basic Hand
Armor: Duraplastic Armor (AC 5) Duraplastic Armor (AC 5) Duraplastic Armor (AC 5)
Sensors: Class III Class III Class III
Mental Programming: Artificial Intelligence Artificial Intelligence Artificial Intelligence
Accessories: Vocalizer Vocalizer Vocalizer
Weaponry: See below See below See below
Attacks: 3 3 3
Damage: See below See below See below
Save: L4 L4 L5
Morale: 11 11 11
Hoard Class: Special, see below Special, see below Special, see below
XP: 1140 1560 2400

Class X (Archmage)
Hit Dice: 10
Frame: Biomorph
Locomotion: Inductor
          Movement: 120' (40')
Manipulators: Basic Hand
Armor: Duraplastic Armor (AC5)
Sensors: Class III
Mental Programming: Artificial Intelligence
Accessories: Vocalizer
Weaponry: See below
Attacks: 4
Damage: See below
Save: L5
Morale: 11
Hoard Class: Special, See below
XP: 3100

The M.A.G.E. (Modular Autonomous Gadget Emulator) line of robots are believed to have been developed prior to the apocalypse by a group of crackpot scientists whose true goal remains elusive. Their programming dictates that they travel the wastelands, searching for objects to "improve" their capabilities. Additionally, they are designed to challenge other creatures and robots to "duels" where they use their "gadgets" to overcome the challenged being. They are especially noted to challenge other M.A.G.E. robots, thus ensuring that they can increase the "gadget" collection, "leveling up" their abilities in order to become more powerful.

M.A.G.E. gadgets are essentially small, modular devices which perform a single function. Each M.A.G.E. robot comes equipped with a gadget-actuation device, either in the form of a “magic” wand or “magic” staff. Wands are capable of using one gadget at a time, though the gadgets can be swapped out as necessary, if the robot has access to more gadgets. Staves are capable of employing up to three (3) gadgets at one time, and like wands can have their gadget actuators swapped out as needed. Each gadget is indicated by a symbol which gives a clue as to what the gadget does. (GM's Note: Each gadget functions identically to the spell of the same name from Labyrinth Lord.)

Each class of M.A.G.E. robot has a unique appearance and gadgets as follows:
Class I – Looks like Orko from He-Man, equipped with a magic wand. Roll once on Gadget Table 1 to determine which gadget the robot is equipped with.
Class II – As above, but adds mystic symbology onto it's robes. Roll twice on Gadget Table 1 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.
Class III – As Class I, but adds a skull theme (e.g. skull designs on front and back of robe, skull belt buckle, skull shoulder pads, and head enshrouding skull helmet instead of hood). Roll twice on Gadget Table 1 and once on Gadget Table 2 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.
Class IV – Appears as a wand armed biped with basic hooded robes and a goatee. Roll twice on Gadget Tables 1 and 2 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.
Class V – Appears as a wand armed biped with a hooded poncho over wizardly robes and a goatee. Roll twice on Gadget Tables 1 and 2 and once on Gadget Table 3 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.
Class VI – Appears as a wand armed biped with a vest and hood over wizardly robes and a goatee. Roll twice on Gadget Tables 1, 2, and 3 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.
Class VII – Appears as a bipedal wizard in high-collared robes, full beard, with a shiny metallic skullcap (like Merlin from the film Excalibur), carrying a staff. Roll three times on Gadget Table 1, twice on Gadget Tables 2 and 3, and once on Gadget Table 4 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.
Class VIII – As per Class VII, but the head is adorned by a ram-horned skullcap (like Time from Monty Python's The Holy Grail). Roll three times on Gadget Tables 1 and 2, and twice on Gadget Tables 3 and 4 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.
Class IX – As per Class VII, but the head is adorned by an Arabian-style turban. Roll three times on Gadget Tables 1, 2, and 3, roll twice on Gadget Table 4 and roll once on Gadget Table 5 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.
Class X – Archmage class robots look like a standard depiction of a wise wizard, with robes, a pointy, brimmed hat, a long flowing beard, and a staff. Roll three times on Gadget Tables 1, 2, 3, and 4, and twice on Gadget Table 5 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.

1. Allure (playboy bunny head symbol)
2. Burning Hands (fire symbol)
3. Charm Person (heart symbol)
4. Comprehend Languages (book symbol)
5. Dancing Lights (five pointed star symbol)
6. Floating Disc (disc/coin symbol)
7. Hold Portal (lock symbol)
8. Light (lightbulb symbol)
9. Magic Missile (bottle rocket symbol)
10. Shield (shield symbol)
11. Shocking Grasp (omega symbol)
12. Sleep (z's symbol)

1. Auditory Illusion (boombox symbol)
2. Continual Light (lighthouse symbol)
3. Darkness Globe (black sphere symbol)
4. Detect Invisible (eye symbol)
5. Invisibility (deathly hollows/eye of providence symbol)
6. Knock (closed fist symbol)
7. Phantasmal Force (wavy lines (from zener cards) symbol)
8. Pyrotechnics (fireworks starburst symbol)
9. Stinking Cloud (fart cloud symbol)
10. Web (spider web symbol)

1. Fire Ball (flaming ball symbol)
2. Flame Arrow (arrow symbol)
3. Fly (airplane symbol)
4. Gust of Wind (aeolus blowing symbol)
5. Haste (fast forward symbol)
6. Hold Person (handcuffs symbol)
7. Infravision (optical radiation symbol)
8. Lightning Bolt (lightning bolt symbol)

1. Confusion (question mark symbol)
2. Fear (pentacle symbol)
3. Fire Shield (shield symbol with fire icon)
4. Hallucinatory Terrain (three trees symbol)
5. Ice Storm (hail symbol)
6. Plant Growth (flower symbol)

1. Animate Dead (skull symbol)
2. Cloudkill (cloud symbol)
3. Cone of Cold (cone symbol)
4. Feeblemind (dunce cap symbol)

Hoard Class for M.A.G.E. Robots
In addition the gadgets each robot collects, they also scour the wastes, and their defeated “duelling opponents,” for “fetishes” which help them “focus their abilities” and act as trophies of their journeys. Instead of a standard Mutant Future Hoard Class, each class of M.A.G.E. Robot rolls on the following treasure tables to determine what “fetishes” they might have. The amount carried is generally dependent on how many Hit Dice the robot currently has, for example, a Class V (Mage) robot, with five Hit Dice, would roll on the main table five times.

Roll (d12) Subtable
1 -1 to total number of fetishes, if this is the only roll, no fetishes for that robot.
2 Accessories
3 Artifacts*
4 Baubles
5 Body Parts
6 Jewelry
7 Junk
8 Novelties
9 Swag
10 Toys
11 Trinkets
12 +1 additional roll, increases the total number of fetishes by one, which means roll again twice on this table.

Artifacts roll on the following table modified from Mutant Future:

Roll d00 Artifact Type
01-05 Advanced Rifles
06-10 Advanced Pistols
11-15 Advanced Melee Weapons
16-25 Primitive Firearms
26-45 Foodstuffs and Junk
56-65 Gizmos
66-85 Drugs and Chemicals
86-90 Grenades
91-95 Bombs and Missiles
96-00 Power Sources

Monday, August 3, 2015

D is for Defense, part 2

Technically, I suppose this could be called "H is for Helmets," but I won't let that stop me.

D100 Post Apocalyptic Helmets
01 Airsoft Helmet
02 Animal Skull3
03 Bamboo Conical Hat
04 Barbute2
05 Baseball Batting Helmet
06 Beer Helmet1
07 Bicycle Helmet
08 Bomb Armor Helmet
09 Boxing Headguard
10 Cardboard Box1
11 Cauldron
12 Charcoal Grill Lid3
13 Coconut Husk3
14 Coffee Can3
15 Colander3
16 Combat Helmet
17 Construction Hard Hat
18 Crab Shell
19 Cricket Helmet
20 Custodian Helmet (British Police Bobby)
21 Diving Helmet
22 Equestrian Helmet
23 Fencing Mask
24 Firefighter's Helmet
25 Fishbowl1
26 Flight Helmet
27 Flowerpot3
28 Football Helmet
29 Full Face Motorcycle Helmet
30 Galea2
31 Giant Chess Piece4
32 Giant Insect Chitin
33 Giant Mushroom Cap3
34 Giant Spider Carapace
35 Great Helm2
36 Half Motorcycle Helmet
37 Hockey Helmet
38 Horned Barbarian Helmet2
39 Hubcap3
40 Jingasa2
41 K-Pot Helmet
42 Kabuto2
43 Kendo Men
44 Kettle Hat2
45 Kitchen Pot3
46 Lacrosse Helmet
47 Lampshade1
48 Leather Aviator's Helmet
49 Lobster-tailed Pot Helmet2
50 Loot Crown3
51 Mail Coif2
52 Metal Lunch Box3
53 Metal Pail3
54 Metal Toy Dump Truck Bed
55 Metal Trash Bin Dome3
56 Milk Crate3
57 Mining Helmet
58 Missile Nose Cone3
59 Morion2
60 Motocross Helmet
61 Oily Waste Can3
62 Open Face Motorcycle Helmet
63 Pet Carrier3
64 Pickelhaube2
65 Picnic Basket3
66 Pith Helmet2
67 Plastic Bowl3
68 Plastic Bucket3
69 Plastic Cooler3
70 Plastic Lunch Box3
71 Plastic Trash Bin Dome3
72 Porcelain Bowl3
73 Propane Tank3
74 Racing Helmet
75 Ranger Helmet
76 Riot Gear Helmet
77 Robot Head
78 Rock Climbing Helmet
79 Sallet2
80 Saucepan3
81 Scrap Crown3
82 Scrap Iron Skullcap3
83 Sharps Container3
84 Shopping Basket3
85 Ski Helmet
86 Space Suit Helmet
87 Spangenhelm2
88 Stahlhelm2
89 Tactical Helmet
90 Traffic Cone3
91 Tire Skullcap
92 Tin Foil Hat1
93 Turtle Shell
94 Vacuum Cleaner Case3
95 Waste Paper Basket3
96 Watermelon Rind3
97 Welding Helmet
98 Wicker Basket3
99 Wood Box3
00 Wooden Bucket3

1. Won't actually provide any protection, but it looks like it will.
2. These may or may not be helmets. Roll 1D4 to determine construction type: 1 - Replica (see note 1), 2 - Cheap Scrap (see note 3), 3 - Good Scrap, 4 - Relic (may be from a museum, or a working replica from something like the Society for Creative Anachronism).
3. Helmets shall be shattered. Instead of providing any decent protection, these improvised helmets are good for one attack, then they fall apart and become useless. At the GM's option, improvised helmets made of metal may make a Saving Throw vs Stun Attack to resist being destroyed.
4. Roll on the following tables to determine material, type, and color of Giant Chess Pieces.
     Chess Piece Material (1D4):
     1 - Wood (see note 3)
     2 - Metal (see note 3)
     3 - Plastic (see note 3)
     4 - Papier Mache (see note 1)

     Chess Piece Type (1D6)
     1 - King
     2 - Rook
     3 - Knight
     4 - Pawn
     5 - Bishop
     6 - Queen

     Chess Piece Color (1D4)
     1 - Red
     2 - Black
     3 - White
     4 - Other (pick or find any random color table to roll on)