Post Apocalyptic Drinking Establishments & Eateries

RANDOM PA BARS
Just an odd idea I had. It does come up with some interesting and funny results. I may make some changes/additions later.

Table 1: Roll 1d20
01 The [Description] [Creatures]
02 The [Description] [Weapons]
03 The [Description] [Items]
04 [Person] [Establishment]
05 [Person] [Description] [Establishment]
06 The [Creatures] [Establishment]
07 The [Weapons]
08 The [Weapons] & [Items]
09 The [Items] & [Weapons]
10 The [Weapons] & [Weapons]
11 The [Items] & [Items]
12 The [Weapons] [Establishment]
13 The [Weapons] & [Items] [Establishment]
14 The [Weapons] & [Weapons] [Establishment]
15 The [Items] & [Items] [Establishment]
16 The [Items] & [Weapons] [Establishment]
17 The [Creature]'s [Establishment]
18 The [Description] [Creatures] [Establishment]
19 The [Description] [Weapons] [Establishment]
20 The [Description] [Items] [Establishment]

Tables 2-4

Roll	Creatures	Weapons	Items
01	Accipitoid	AK	Anchor
02	Albino	Arkansas Toothpick	Axle
03	Android	Axe	Backpack
04	Bloodbeast	Battering Ram	Balaclava
05	Brain Lasher	Bayonet	Bandana
06	Bug Eyed Monster	BFG	Barrel
07	Canisoid	Blaster	Battery
08	Castoroid	Bludgeon	Bell
09	Cazador	Blunderbuss	Bicycle
10	Cephalopoid	Bomb	Binoculars
11	Charger	Boomstick	Bling
12	Chupacabra	Butterfly Sword	Bolt Cutter
13	Cockroachoid	Caltrop	Book
14	Cyborg	Cannon	Boombox
15	Deathclaw	Chaingun	Boot
16	Domer	Chainsaw	Bottle
17	Droid	Chicago Typewriter	Bowl
18	Dwayyo	Chopper	Can Opener
19	Electrophant	Cleaver	Candle
20	Equort	Coachgun	Canteen
21	Eyebot	Coilgun	Caribiner
22	Fungoid	Crossbow	Cellphone
23	Glowviper	Cudgel	Chair
24	Goatman	Dao	Clock
25	Goliath	Double Barrel	Compass
26	Gowrow	Dynamite	Computer
27	Hemofowl	Fire Stick	Copier
28	Hodag	Flamer	Crayon
29	Jackalope	Gat(t)	Crowbar
30	Jersey Devil	Glock	Desk
31	Kamata	Grenade	Dice
32	Kanga	Gun	Dollar
33	Kelper	Hammer	Dosimeter
34	Land Squid	Hand Cannon	Drill
35	Leaper	Harpoon	Duct Tape
36	Little Green Man	Hatchet	File Cabinet
37	Lizard man	Hog Leg	Film Badge
38	Lobstrosity	Howitzer	Flag
39	Man Beast	Javelin	Flashlight
40	Mansquito	Jian	Fork
41	Mant	Kanabo	Fridge
42	Martian	Katana	Gamestation
43	Medusoid	Kurkri	Gas Mask
44	Meerkat	Landmine	Geiger Counter
45	Melon Head	Laser	Generator
46	Mirelurk	Lasersaber	Glass
47	Mok	Little Friend	Glove
48	Morlock	M-16	Goggles
49	Mothman	Mac-10	Guitar
50	Naked Molerat	Mace	Head
51	Narcolep	Machete	Helmet
52	Night Globe	Machine Gun	Key
53	Nigth Goat	Magnum	Ladder
54	Octotron	Minigun	Laptop
55	Ozark Howler	Missile	Lighter
56	Pantheroid	Mortar	Lock
57	Pigman	Nailbat	Match
58	Porcine Devourer	Napalm	Mirror
59	Predator	Noisy Cricket	Mug
60	Protectron	Nunchaku	Multi-tool
61	Psyclops	Particle Accelerator	Oven
62	Pufferoid	Particle Beam	Pickaxe
63	Quench	Pipegun	Plate
64	Quicken	Pitchfork	Pliers
65	Quill cat	Plasma Caster	Poncho
66	Rabboxen	Police Baton	Pot
67	Radroach	Railgun	Printer
68	Radscorpion	Razor	Radio
69	Reptiloid	Riotgun	Rake
70	Robobrain	Ripper	Ration
71	Robot	Rocket	Safe
72	Rock Shell	Sai	Satchel
73	Rot Dog	Sawed-off Shotgun	Saw
74	Salamander	Scattergun	Scissors
75	Sasquatch	Scythe	Scope
76	Scorpitron	Shank	Screwdriver
77	Scuirinoid	Shillelagh	Shaft
78	Securitron	Shishkebab	Shovel
79	Serpentoid	Shiv	Sink
80	Sewer Gator	Shockstick	Skateboard
81	Shark	Sickle	Skull
82	Skunk Ape	Sixgun	Solo Cup
83	Slicerdicer	Sledgehammer	Spoke
84	Slunk	Slugthrower	Spoon
85	Snallygaster	Smoke Pole	Stool
86	Snoligoster	Spear	Tablet (computer)
87	Spider	Switchblade	Tarp
88	Spidergoat	Tazer	Tire
89	Splintercat	Tec-9	Tire Iron
90	Sporer	Thompson	Toilet
91	Suidoid	Toad Sticker	Toilet Paper (Buttwipe)
92	Teakettler	Tomahawk	Trampoline
93	Tripod	Tonfa	TV
94	Ventrilovine	Torpedo	Wallet
95	Wailer	Trenchgun	Watch
96	Wendigo	Trident	WD-40
97	Wyrm	Truncheon	Weedwhacker
98	Xeno	Uzi	Wheel
99	Xenomorph	Vibro-knife	Whistle
00	Yao Guai	Wristrocket	Wrench

Tables 5-7

Roll	Description	Person	Establishment
01	Ace	Alice’s	Arms
02	Atomic	Andy’s	Bar
03	Battered	Archie’s	Bar & Grill
04	Big	B.J.’s	Bar-B-Que
05	Black	Barry’s	Barbeque
06	Blood	Bear’s	BBQ
07	Blue	Betty’s	Beer Garden
08	Bone	Bev’s	Beer Joint
09	Brown	Bill’s	Beerhall
10	Burned	Billy’s	Biker Bar
11	Burning	Bob’s	Bistro
12	Carnage	Bonny’s	Brewpub
13	Chaotic	Bull’s	Brothel
14	Charred	C.J.’s	Buffet
15	Chrome	Cindy’s	Bunker
16	Cobalt	Clyde’s	Burger Joint
17	Cold	Crystal’s	Cafe
18	Corroded	Daddy’s	Cafeteria
19	Crazy	Dakota’s	Cantina
20	Cutthroat	Danny’s	Casino
21	Dead	Dave’s	Cathouse
22	Decadent	Dawg’s	Cider House
23	Decayed	Dexter’s	Clam Bar
24	Decrepit	Dick’s	Club
25	Degenerate	Doc’s	Clubhouse
26	Depraved	Doll’s	Cocktail Lounge
27	Deuce	Donovan’s	Coffee House
28	Disappearing	Earl’s	Copacabana
29	Doomed	Flanagan’s	Country Bunker
30	Double	Flo’s	Crab Shack
31	Drunken	Gary’s	Dance Bar
32	Dusty	Gus’s	Deli
33	Electric	Hank’s	Dine & Dash
34	Electronic	Harry’s	Diner
35	Fat	Hog’s	Disco
36	Fission	Hoss’s	Dive
37	Flaming	J.D.’s	Donut Shop
38	Fugly	J.R.’s	Drive-In
39	Fusion	Jack’s	Feed Bag
40	Gamma	Jake’s	Fern Bar
41	Gold	Jan’s	Food Court
42	Green	Jim’s	Gentlemen’s Lounge
43	Grey	Jimbo’s	Greasy Spoon
44	Grinning	Joe’s	Grill
45	Hell	Judy’s	Hamburger Stand
46	Hellfire	Kavanagh’s	Hash House
47	Hot	Kelly’s	Hideout
48	Intoxicated	Leroy’s	Hole
49	Iron	Louie’s	Honky-Tonk
50	Junk	Lucille’s	Host(ess) Club
51	Last	Lulu’s	Hot Dog Stand
52	Lost	Lynn’s	House of Blues
53	Lucky	Mac’s	Ice Cream Parlor
54	Metal	MacCreedy’s	Inn
55	Naked	Mahoney’s	Irish Pub
56	Neon	Max’s	Juice Bar
57	Neutron	McAlister’s	Juke Joint
58	New	McDougal’s	Karaoke Bar
59	Nuclear	McElroy’s	Live House
60	Old	McGee’s	Lounge
61	Orange	McGinty’s	Lunch Box
62	Pink	McGuyver’s	Lunch Counter
63	Plutonium	Mel’s	Milk Bar
64	Proton	Mike’s	Nightclub
65	Psychedelic	Moe’s	Oasis
66	Purple	Mom’s	Peppermint Lounge
67	Radium	Mona’s	Pickup Joint
68	Red	Moriarty’s	Pit
69	Rock	Murphy’s	Pizza Parlor
70	Rotten	Nick’s	Pizzeria
71	Rough	Nicky’s	Place
72	Rubble	O’Brien’s	Pool Hall
73	Rusty	O’Connor’s	Private Club
74	Satanic	O’Dooley’s	Pub
75	Scabbed	O’Grady’s	Rest
76	Scourged	O’Leary’s	Rest Stop
77	Scrap	O’Maley’s	Roach Coach
78	Shadowed	O’Neill’s	Roadhouse
79	Shadowy	O’Reilly’s	Saloon
80	Shady	Paddy’s	Sandwich Shop
81	Shining	Papa’s	Singles Bar
82	Silver	Peggy’s	Smorgasbord
83	Slagged	Polly’s	Snack Bar
84	Slimy	Raven’s	Speakeasy
85	Sloppy	Ray’s	Sports Bar
86	Smiling	Rick’s	Steak House
87	Smoking	Rose’s	Surf & Turf
88	Sorry	Rosie’s	Sushi Joint
89	Sour	Sandy’s	Swingers Club
90	Steel	Shelly’s	Taco Stand
91	Stone	Sherri’s	Taco Truck
92	Stoned	Smitty’s	Take-Out
93	Strontium	St. Elmo’s	Taphouse
94	Tainted	Sue’s	Taproom
95	Trey	T-Bone’s	Tavern
96	Triple	T.J.’s	Tiki Bar
97	Uranium	Tom’s	Topless Bar
98	Vulgar	Velma’s	Waffle House
99	White	Vera’s	Watering Hole
00	Yellow	Willie’s	Wine Bar