Sunday, July 17, 2016

Post Apocalyptic Drinking Establishments & Eateries

RANDOM PA BARS
Just an odd idea I had. It does come up with some interesting and funny results. I may make some changes/additions later.

Table 1: Roll 1d20
01 The [Description] [Creatures]
02 The [Description] [Weapons]
03 The [Description] [Items]
04 [Person] [Establishment]
05 [Person] [Description] [Establishment]
06 The [Creatures] [Establishment]
07 The [Weapons]
08 The [Weapons] & [Items]
09 The [Items] & [Weapons]
10 The [Weapons] & [Weapons]
11 The [Items] & [Items]
12 The [Weapons] [Establishment]
13 The [Weapons] & [Items] [Establishment]
14 The [Weapons] & [Weapons] [Establishment]
15 The [Items] & [Items] [Establishment]
16 The [Items] & [Weapons] [Establishment]
17 The [Creature]'s [Establishment]
18 The [Description] [Creatures] [Establishment]
19 The [Description] [Weapons] [Establishment]
20 The [Description] [Items] [Establishment]

Tables 2-4
Roll Creatures Weapons Items
01 Accipitoid AK Anchor
02 Albino Arkansas Toothpick Axle
03 Android Axe Backpack
04 Bloodbeast Battering Ram Balaclava
05 Brain Lasher Bayonet Bandana
06 Bug Eyed Monster BFG Barrel
07 Canisoid Blaster Battery
08 Castoroid Bludgeon Bell
09 Cazador Blunderbuss Bicycle
10 Cephalopoid Bomb Binoculars
11 Charger Boomstick Bling
12 Chupacabra Butterfly Sword Bolt Cutter
13 Cockroachoid Caltrop Book
14 Cyborg Cannon Boombox
15 Deathclaw Chaingun Boot
16 Domer Chainsaw Bottle
17 Droid Chicago Typewriter Bowl
18 Dwayyo Chopper Can Opener
19 Electrophant Cleaver Candle
20 Equort Coachgun Canteen
21 Eyebot Coilgun Caribiner
22 Fungoid Crossbow Cellphone
23 Glowviper Cudgel Chair
24 Goatman Dao Clock
25 Goliath Double Barrel Compass
26 Gowrow Dynamite Computer
27 Hemofowl Fire Stick Copier
28 Hodag Flamer Crayon
29 Jackalope Gat(t) Crowbar
30 Jersey Devil Glock Desk
31 Kamata Grenade Dice
32 Kanga Gun Dollar
33 Kelper Hammer Dosimeter
34 Land Squid Hand Cannon Drill
35 Leaper Harpoon Duct Tape
36 Little Green Man Hatchet File Cabinet
37 Lizard man Hog Leg Film Badge
38 Lobstrosity Howitzer Flag
39 Man Beast Javelin Flashlight
40 Mansquito Jian Fork
41 Mant Kanabo Fridge
42 Martian Katana Gamestation
43 Medusoid Kurkri Gas Mask
44 Meerkat Landmine Geiger Counter
45 Melon Head Laser Generator
46 Mirelurk Lasersaber Glass
47 Mok Little Friend Glove
48 Morlock M-16 Goggles
49 Mothman Mac-10 Guitar
50 Naked Molerat Mace Head
51 Narcolep Machete Helmet
52 Night Globe Machine Gun Key
53 Nigth Goat Magnum Ladder
54 Octotron Minigun Laptop
55 Ozark Howler Missile Lighter
56 Pantheroid Mortar Lock
57 Pigman Nailbat Match
58 Porcine Devourer Napalm Mirror
59 Predator Noisy Cricket Mug
60 Protectron Nunchaku Multi-tool
61 Psyclops Particle Accelerator Oven
62 Pufferoid Particle Beam Pickaxe
63 Quench Pipegun Plate
64 Quicken Pitchfork Pliers
65 Quill cat Plasma Caster Poncho
66 Rabboxen Police Baton Pot
67 Radroach Railgun Printer
68 Radscorpion Razor Radio
69 Reptiloid Riotgun Rake
70 Robobrain Ripper Ration
71 Robot Rocket Safe
72 Rock Shell Sai Satchel
73 Rot Dog Sawed-off Shotgun Saw
74 Salamander Scattergun Scissors
75 Sasquatch Scythe Scope
76 Scorpitron Shank Screwdriver
77 Scuirinoid Shillelagh Shaft
78 Securitron Shishkebab Shovel
79 Serpentoid Shiv Sink
80 Sewer Gator Shockstick Skateboard
81 Shark Sickle Skull
82 Skunk Ape Sixgun Solo Cup
83 Slicerdicer Sledgehammer Spoke
84 Slunk Slugthrower Spoon
85 Snallygaster Smoke Pole Stool
86 Snoligoster Spear Tablet (computer)
87 Spider Switchblade Tarp
88 Spidergoat Tazer Tire
89 Splintercat Tec-9 Tire Iron
90 Sporer Thompson Toilet
91 Suidoid Toad Sticker Toilet Paper (Buttwipe)
92 Teakettler Tomahawk Trampoline
93 Tripod Tonfa TV
94 Ventrilovine Torpedo Wallet
95 Wailer Trenchgun Watch
96 Wendigo Trident WD-40
97 Wyrm Truncheon Weedwhacker
98 Xeno Uzi Wheel
99 Xenomorph Vibro-knife Whistle
00 Yao Guai Wristrocket Wrench


Tables 5-7
Roll Description Person Establishment
01 Ace Alice’s Arms
02 Atomic Andy’s Bar
03 Battered Archie’s Bar & Grill
04 Big B.J.’s Bar-B-Que
05 Black Barry’s Barbeque
06 Blood Bear’s BBQ
07 Blue Betty’s Beer Garden
08 Bone Bev’s Beer Joint
09 Brown Bill’s Beerhall
10 Burned Billy’s Biker Bar
11 Burning Bob’s Bistro
12 Carnage Bonny’s Brewpub
13 Chaotic Bull’s Brothel
14 Charred C.J.’s Buffet
15 Chrome Cindy’s Bunker
16 Cobalt Clyde’s Burger Joint
17 Cold Crystal’s Cafe
18 Corroded Daddy’s Cafeteria
19 Crazy Dakota’s Cantina
20 Cutthroat Danny’s Casino
21 Dead Dave’s Cathouse
22 Decadent Dawg’s Cider House
23 Decayed Dexter’s Clam Bar
24 Decrepit Dick’s Club
25 Degenerate Doc’s Clubhouse
26 Depraved Doll’s Cocktail Lounge
27 Deuce Donovan’s Coffee House
28 Disappearing Earl’s Copacabana
29 Doomed Flanagan’s Country Bunker
30 Double Flo’s Crab Shack
31 Drunken Gary’s Dance Bar
32 Dusty Gus’s Deli
33 Electric Hank’s Dine & Dash
34 Electronic Harry’s Diner
35 Fat Hog’s Disco
36 Fission Hoss’s Dive
37 Flaming J.D.’s Donut Shop
38 Fugly J.R.’s Drive-In
39 Fusion Jack’s Feed Bag
40 Gamma Jake’s Fern Bar
41 Gold Jan’s Food Court
42 Green Jim’s Gentlemen’s Lounge
43 Grey Jimbo’s Greasy Spoon
44 Grinning Joe’s Grill
45 Hell Judy’s Hamburger Stand
46 Hellfire Kavanagh’s Hash House
47 Hot Kelly’s Hideout
48 Intoxicated Leroy’s Hole
49 Iron Louie’s Honky-Tonk
50 Junk Lucille’s Host(ess) Club
51 Last Lulu’s Hot Dog Stand
52 Lost Lynn’s House of Blues
53 Lucky Mac’s Ice Cream Parlor
54 Metal MacCreedy’s Inn
55 Naked Mahoney’s Irish Pub
56 Neon Max’s Juice Bar
57 Neutron McAlister’s Juke Joint
58 New McDougal’s Karaoke Bar
59 Nuclear McElroy’s Live House
60 Old McGee’s Lounge
61 Orange McGinty’s Lunch Box
62 Pink McGuyver’s Lunch Counter
63 Plutonium Mel’s Milk Bar
64 Proton Mike’s Nightclub
65 Psychedelic Moe’s Oasis
66 Purple Mom’s Peppermint Lounge
67 Radium Mona’s Pickup Joint
68 Red Moriarty’s Pit
69 Rock Murphy’s Pizza Parlor
70 Rotten Nick’s Pizzeria
71 Rough Nicky’s Place
72 Rubble O’Brien’s Pool Hall
73 Rusty O’Connor’s Private Club
74 Satanic O’Dooley’s Pub
75 Scabbed O’Grady’s Rest
76 Scourged O’Leary’s Rest Stop
77 Scrap O’Maley’s Roach Coach
78 Shadowed O’Neill’s Roadhouse
79 Shadowy O’Reilly’s Saloon
80 Shady Paddy’s Sandwich Shop
81 Shining Papa’s Singles Bar
82 Silver Peggy’s Smorgasbord
83 Slagged Polly’s Snack Bar
84 Slimy Raven’s Speakeasy
85 Sloppy Ray’s Sports Bar
86 Smiling Rick’s Steak House
87 Smoking Rose’s Surf & Turf
88 Sorry Rosie’s Sushi Joint
89 Sour Sandy’s Swingers Club
90 Steel Shelly’s Taco Stand
91 Stone Sherri’s Taco Truck
92 Stoned Smitty’s Take-Out
93 Strontium St. Elmo’s Taphouse
94 Tainted Sue’s Taproom
95 Trey T-Bone’s Tavern
96 Triple T.J.’s Tiki Bar
97 Uranium Tom’s Topless Bar
98 Vulgar Velma’s Waffle House
99 White Vera’s Watering Hole
00 Yellow Willie’s Wine Bar