Fetish Treasure Tables

Here are the Fetish Treasure Tables for the previously posted M.A.G.E. line of robots. There's quite a lot of entries, so this will be a large post.

Roll	Accessories	Baubles	Body Parts
01	3D Glasses	Agate Document Seal	Alligator Tooth
02	Alice Band headband	Alabaster Egg	Ankylosaurus Club Tail
03	Ascot Tie	Amber Monkey Figurine	Armadillo Scute
04	Attache Case	Amethyst Flower Paperweight	Bat's Wings
05	Bandana	Aquamarine Sea Horse Statuette	Bear Claws
06	Beanie	Azur-ite Demitasse	Beaver Tail
07	Bottle Opener Key Fob	Beer Bottle	Beaver Teeth
08	Bowtie	Blue Glass Float	Bird Skull
09	Briefcase	Blue Jadeite Olmec Mask	Boar Tusk
10	Bucket Bag	Bocksbeutel	Bottle of Blood
11	Bullet Belt	Bologna Bottle	Brain in a Jar
12	Calculator Key Fob	Boston Round Bottle	Camel's Toe
13	Calculator Watch	Bottle of Perfume	Caterpillar Cocoon
14	Camera Bag	Brass Door Knocker	Chicken Wishbone
15	Can Opener Key Fob	Bronze Acorn	Chiton Shell
16	Cell Phone Charm	Bronze Bear Figurine	Clam Shell
17	Cigarette Case	Candle Stick	Cockle Shell
18	Clerical Collar	Carnelian Unicorn Cane Head	Condor Talons
19	Coin Purse	Cast Iron Flying Pig Figurine	Cow Skull
20	Compact Cosmetic Case	Christmas Lights	Cow's Hoof
21	Compass Key Fob	Christmas Ornament	Cowry Shell
22	Corsage	Chrome Trailer Hitch Ball	Crab Pincers
23	Cravat	Chrysoberyl Star	Crocodile Teeth
24	Cummerbund	Coffee Mug	Deer Skull
25	Digital Watch	Cola Bottle	Donkey Ears
26	Doctor's Bag	Copper Cow Bell	Dried Frog
27	Dog Collar	Coral Dragon Figurine	Eagle Talons
28	Dog Cone Collar	Crystal Skull	Elepant Trunk
29	Dog Harness	Diamond Badger Figurine	Elephant Tusk
30	Dog's Muzzle	Diamond Egg	Elk Antlers
31	Doo Rag	Disco Ball	Fibia Bone
32	Eye Glasses	Ebony Fly Figurine	Fox Tail
33	Eyepatch	Elegant Glass Brandy Snifter	Frog Legs
34	Fanny Pack	Emerald Frog Figurine	Goat Eye
35	Feather Boa	Erlenmeyer Flask	Goat Skull
36	Fishnet Stockings	Florence Flask	Hawk's Eye
37	Flashlight Key Fob	Glass Dolphin Figurine	Head of a Grass Mud Horse
38	Garage Door Opener Key Fob	Glass Flacon	Horse Tail
39	Goggles	Glass Flower	Horse's Hoof
40	Gold Watch	Glass Onion full of Brandy	Horseshoe Crab Carapace
41	Gym Bag	Gold Bar	House Cat Ears
42	Hachimaki	Golden Apple	Human Eye
43	Hair Bow	Hand Bell	Human Femur
44	Hair Brush	Heliodor Sunflower Paperweight	Human Foot
45	Hair Comb	Ivory Statue of Liberty Figurine	Human Hand
46	Hair Pin	Jade Cthulhu Statuette	Human Nose
47	Hand Fan	Jade Snake Figurine	Human Pelvis
48	Hand Mirror	Jade-ite Teacup	Human Scalp
49	Handbag	Jasper Church Seal	Human Skull
50	Handkerchief	Jasper Tiger Statuette	Humerus Bone
51	Hip Flask	Jack Daniels Bottle	Jackalope Antlers
52	Hydration Pack	Klein Bottle	Leopard Tail
53	Key Ring with 3D4 Keys	Lapis Lazuli Elephant Figurine	Lion Tail
54	Keychain	Large Ball Bearing	Lion's Paw
55	Lapel Pin	Large Pinecone	Lizard Tail
56	Laser Pointer Key Fob	Loggerhead	Llama Teeth
57	Leather Belt	Marble Elephant Figurine	Lobster Tail
58	Messenger Bag	Mason Jar	Monkey's Paw
59	Money Clip	Milk Bottle	Moose Antlers
60	Monocle	Moonstone Crescent Moon	Nautilus Shell
61	Nail Clippers	Moonstone Rabbit Figurine	Octopus Arm
62	Nail File	Music Box	Octopus Eye
63	Necktie	Nutcracker	Opossum Tail
64	Parasol	Obsidian Horse Figurine	Owl Carcass
65	Pet Leash	Obsidian Orb Paperweight	Parrot Feathers
66	Petticoat	Onyx Dog Figurine	Pig Ears
67	Pill Organizer	Onyx Horse Figurine	Pig's Foot
68	Pince-nez	Opal Cat Figurine	Pigeon Feathers
69	Pocket Protector	Pair of Ben Wa Balls	Pronghorn Horn
70	Pocket Watch	Pair of Golden Lion Figurines	Quahog Shell
71	Police Duty Belt	Periodot Bead	Rabbit Ears
72	Purse	Pewter Dragon Skull	Rabbit's Foot
73	Rabbit's Foot Key Fob	Plasma Ball	Rattlesnake Rattle
74	Reading Glasses	Porcelain Goldfish	Reindeer Antlers
75	Safety Glasses	Porphyry Snake Figurine	Scorpion Pincers
76	Sash	Quartz Human Brain Sculpture	Scorpion Tail
77	Satchel	Reagent Bottle	Shed Snake Skin
78	Scarf	Retort	Shrunken Head
79	Shoe Horn	Ruby Heart	Silkworm Cocoon
80	Spiked Collar	Rum Bottle	Snail Shell
81	Sporan	Sake Cup	Snake Eye
82	Sports Watch	Sapphire Teardrop	Snake Fangs
83	Stockings	Sardonyx Girl Figurine	Spinal Column
84	Studded Leather Armbands	Seltzer Bottle	Squid Tentacle
85	Studded Leather Belt	Serpentine Owl Figurine	Stegosaurus Thagomizer
86	Suitcase	Ship in a Bottle	Stingray Tail
87	Sunglasses	Silver Carp Figurine	Three-Headed Dog Heads
88	Suspenders	Silver Hershey's Kiss Ornament	Tibia Bone
89	Sweatband	Snow Globe	Tiger Claws
90	Tote Bag	Souvenir Spoon	Toad Carcass
91	Toupee	Teacup	Trilobite Fossil
92	Umbrella	Tiger's Eye Kitten Figurine	Turkey Feathers
93	USB Flash Drive Key Fob	Topaz Pear	Turtle Shell
94	Utility Belt	Tourmaline Turtle Figurine	Two-Headed Bear Heads
95	Veil	Trio of Ivory Goat Figurines	Two-Headed Cow Heads
96	Walking Cane	Uranium Glass Marble	Two-Headed Gecko Carcass
97	Wallet	Wedding Cake Topper	Vampire Bat Fangs
98	Wallet on a chain	White Marble Bull Figurine	Walrus Tusks
99	Web Belt	Wine Bottle	Warthog Tusks
00	Wig	Witch Bottle	Whelk Shell

Roll	Jewelry	Junk	Novelties
01	Anchor Pendant Necklace	Ashtray	Alcohol Shot Gun
02	Ankh Pendant Necklace	Baby Bottle	Alien Head in a Jar
03	Barbed Wire Bracelet	Bar of Lead	Amazing Hypno Glasses
04	Bear Claw Necklace	Barometer	Arrow in the Head
05	Bicycle Chain Necklace	Baseball Glove	Arrow in the Knee
06	Bicycle Tire Choker	Baseball Trophy	Back Scratcher
07	Birthstone Ring	Basketball	Bald Wig
08	Bling “$” Sign Necklace	Bathroom Scale	Banana Phone
09	Bling Ring	Bicycle Seat	Bang Flag Gun
10	Bottlecap Necklace	Billiards 9 Ball	Beer Hat
11	Broken Heart Pendant Necklace	Bird Cage	Big Momma Undies
12	Bullet Necklace	Blow Dryer	Big Mouth Billy Bass
13	Burger King Crown	Bottle of Blue Nail Polish	Bobblehead Doll
14	Cameo Necklace	Bottle of Brass Polish	Bright Red Maraca
15	Cameo Ring	Bottle of Laundry Detergent	Broken Window Sticker
16	Chain Necklace	Bowling Ball	Bubble Pipe
17	Chainsaw Chain Necklace	Box of Crayons	Bullet Hole Stickers
18	Championship Ring	Brass Nameplate	Canned Unicorn Meat
19	Charm Bracelet	Bug Zapper	Chainmail Bikini Bottom
20	Class Ring	Busted Jewel Case (CD)	Chattery Teeth
21	Computer Mouse Necklace	Butter Knife	Cheesehead
22	Cross Necklace	Can of Shoe Polish	Clown Nose
23	Decoder Ring	Can of Turpentine	Coconut Bra
24	Dog Tags	CD-ROM Disk	Dancing Menorah
25	Dragon Pendant Necklace	Ceramic Dinner Plate	Deely Bobber
26	Dreamcatcher Necklace	Cheese Grater	Drinking Bird
27	Engagement Ring	Circuit Board	DVD Rewinder
28	Finger Bone Necklace	Clipboard	Emergency Underpants
29	Five Pointed Star Necklace	Clothes Iron	Fake Dirty Diaper
30	Four Leaf Clover Necklace	Computer Keyboard	Fake Doggy Doo
31	Gear Pendant Necklace	Computer Speaker	Fake Giant Ear
32	Gemstone Bracelet	Cooking Mitten	Fake Moustache
33	Gemstone Pendant Necklace	Crutch	Fake Shark dorsal Fin
34	Gold Bangles	Cutting Board	Fake Teeth
35	Gold Chain Necklace	Desk Lamp	Fake Vampire Fangs
36	Gold Skull and Crossbones Necklace	Dirty Sock	Fake Vomit
37	Great Seal of the USA Necklace	Dust Mop Head	Fire Extinguisher Water Squirter
38	Hammer & Sickle Necklace	DVD Disk	Fly Eye Glasses
39	Heart Pendant Necklace	Easel	Fur Lined Handcuffs
40	Hexagonal Nut Ring	Electric Knife	Fuzzy Dice
41	Hospital Wristband	Empty Beer Can	Garden Gnome
42	Human Teeth Bracelet	Empty Soda Bottle	Giant Lobster Claw Gloves
43	Identification Bracelet	Empty Tennis Ball Can	Giant Pencil
44	Keepsake Locket	Flour Sifter	Giant Size Solar Calculator
45	LED Bangle Bracelet	Flower Vase	Giant Toothbrush
46	LED Multicolor Necklace	Football	Gigantic Rubber Fish
47	LED Star Gem Ring	Fork	Googly Eyes
48	Loot Crown	Golf Ball	Gorilla Mask
49	Male Symbol Necklace	Happy Face Button	Grabber Arm
50	Matching His & Her Bracelets	High Heeled Shoes	Green Beard
51	Medic Alert Necklace	Hot Plate	Groan Tube
52	Medical Bracelet	Label Maker	Groucho Glasses
53	Military Award Medal	License Plate	Hand Buzzer
54	Mjolnir Pendant Necklace	Mannequin Head	Hand Shaped Fly Swatter
55	Mood Ring	Metal Strainer	Horse Head Mask
56	Necklace of Ears	Oil Funnel	Horseshoe Magnet
57	Nose Chain	Ophthalmoscope	Hula Skirt
58	One Ring Replica Bracelet	Pack of Paper Plates	Human Organ Lunch Box
59	Ouija Charm Necklace	Paintbrush	Inflatable Cactus
60	Pacifier Necklace	Plastic Bowl	Inflatable Monkey
61	Padlock Chain Necklace	Plastic Coat Hanger	Inflatable Sheep
62	Pay Phone Number Bracelet	Plastic Easter Egg	Inflatable Turkey
63	Peace Sign Necklace	Plastic Flower	Inflatable Unicorn Head
64	Pearl Necklace	Plastic Spray Bottle	Joy Buzzer
65	Plastic Bead Necklace	Printer Ink Cartridge	Kit-Cat Clock
66	Prayer Beads	Red Solo Cup	Magic 8 Ball
67	Princess Tiara	Restaurant Menu	Mexican Jumping Bean
68	Rabbit's Foot Necklace	Salt Shaker	Mooning Lawn Gnome
69	Razor Wire Necklace	Santa Hat	Mullet Headband
70	Robot Eye Necklace	Shaving Razor	Newton's Cradle
71	Rosary Beads	Shower Cap	Party Paper Tongue
72	Scarab Pendant Necklace	Skateboard Wheel	Pet Rock
73	Scrap Crown	Smoke Detector	Pig Mask
74	Shark Tooth Necklace	Spark Plug	Plastic Flamingo
75	Silver Bangles	Spatula	Prank Pregnancy Test
76	Silver Necklace	Sphygmomanometer	Propeller Beanie
77	Silver Skull Bracelet	Spork	Rainbow Static Duster
78	Skull Key Necklace	Spray Paint Can (Green)	Rear View Glasses
79	Skull Pendant Necklace	Steering Wheel	Rubber Snake
80	Skull Ring	Stethoscope	Rubber Spider
81	Soda Tab Necklace	Swingline Stapler	Scream Mask
82	Spider Ring	Taxi Mileage Meter	Screaming Flying Monkey
83	Sports Bronze Medal	Teen Hearthrob Poster	Six-Pack Beer Belt Holster
84	Sports Gold Medal	Thermometer	Snake Nut Can
85	Sports Silver Medal	Tin can	Spinning Bow Tie
86	Star and Crescent Necklace	Toaster	Squirting Flower
87	Star of David Necklace	Tobacco Pipe	Stress Relief Bubble Wrap
88	Star Trek Insignia Pendant Necklace	Toilet Plunger	Swiss Cheese Door Stopper
89	Star Wars Galactic Empire Necklace	Toothbrush	Switch Blade Bottle Opener
90	Star Wars Republic Symbol Necklace	Tube of Lip Stick	Switchblade Comb
91	Stone Arrowhead Pendant Necklace	Tumbling E Chart	Tiki Torch
92	Studded Leather Bracelet	TV Dinner Tray	Toffee Hammer
93	Studded Leather Choker	TV Remote Control	Truck Nuts
94	Thumb Ring	Vacuum Cleaner Nozzle	Umbrella Hat
95	Triforce Pendant Necklace	Velvet Painting of Elvis	Voodoo Doll
96	Wedding Ring	Very Large Belt Buckle	Wax Kiss Me Lips
97	Wheel of Dharma Necklace	Video Game Controller	Whoopee Cushion
98	Wonder Woman Tiara	Wind Up Alarm Clock	Wiper Glasses
99	Yin-Yang Pendant Necklace	Wooden Spoon	X-Ray Specs
00	Zipper Necklace	World Globe	Yodelling Pickle

Roll	Swag	Toys	Trinkets
01	Automobile Exhaust Pipe	Ant Farm	2D4 Carabiners
02	Aviator's Goggles	Army Action Figure	Adjustable Wrench
03	Bar of Zombie Repellent Soap	Baby Doll	Automatic Lockpick Gun
04	Basketball Hoop	Bag of Marbles	Barbeque Lighter
05	Besom Broom	Barrel of Monkeys	Barbeque Tongs
06	Billy Can	BB Gun	Bicycle Pump
07	Bindle Staff	Beanie Baby	Binoculars
08	Blue Pass Key	Bouncy Ball/Super Ball	Bottle of Water Purification Tablets
09	Bowling Pin	Can of Play Doh	Box Cutter
10	Boxing Glove	Cap Pistol	Box of Fishing Tackle
11	Bubble Wand	Chatter Telephone	Box of 1d100 Matches
12	Buzzer Module	Corn Popper	Bread Knife
13	Car Side Mirror	Cup-and-Ball Toy	Bungee Cord
14	Car Stereo	Cymbal-banging Monkey	Caliper
15	Cattle Prod	Dreidel	Can of Insect Repellent
16	Color Changing Wand	Easy-Bake Oven	Can of WD-40
17	Computer Numeric Keypad	Etch A Sketch	Can Opener
18	Croquet Mallet	Flying Saucer Toy	Canteen
19	Dancing Magic Wand	Foam Nunchaku	Car Battery
20	Deck of Playing Cards	Frisbee	Cattle Prod
21	Diabetic Test Kit	Glo Worm	Chef's Knife
22	Differential Pressure Controller	Hacky Sack	Chisel
23	DNA Extractor	Hand Puppet	Cigarette Lighter
24	Dosimeter	Heroic Action Figure	Claw Hammer
25	Electric Cigarette	Hobby Horse	Combination Lock
26	Electric Toothbrush	Horse Action Figure	Compass
27	Electronic Flash Wand	Jack-in-the-Box	Corkscrew
28	Fire Extinguisher, CO2	Kaleidoscope	Crampons
29	Flagstaff with tattered flag	Kewpie Doll	Crimping Tool
30	Flame Sensor	Kite	Crosspoint Screwdriver
31	Flashing Goat Skull Wand	Koosh Ball	Crowbar
32	Fuse	Laser Tag Gun	Diving Mask
33	Gear Shifter	Lawn Dart	Dog Whistle
34	Geiger Counter	Lite-Brite	Egg Timer
35	Glass Bong	Magic 8-Ball	Electric Lantern
36	Golden Ticket to a Chocolate Factory	Magna Doodle	Entrenching Tool
37	GPS Unit	Matryoshka Doll	Figure of Eight
38	Halloween Mask	Moon Shoes	First Aid Kit
39	HEPA Cartridge Filter	Mr Potato Head	Flint & Steel Firestarter Set
40	Horse Saddle	Nerf Gun	Folding Grappling Hook
41	Hourglass	Ocarina	Folding Pocket Knife
42	Input/Output Port Expander	Ouija Board	Hacksaw
43	IR Emission Sensor	Pellet Drum	Hand Saw
44	Joystick	Pez Dispenser	Handheld Fishnet
45	Karate Black Belt	Piggy Bank	Handheld Spotlight
46	Kayak Paddle	Pinwheel	Hex Wrench
47	Keytar	Pistol Squirt Gun	Ice Axe
48	Kitchen Faucet	Pixiphone	Ice Skates
49	Label Maker	Plastic Boomerang	Jumar
50	Leather Biker Chaps	Plastic Beach Shovel	Jumper Cables
51	LED Module	Plastic Sword	Knife Sharpener
52	Locator Beacon	Pogo Stick	Ladle
53	Luchre Libre Pinata	Pop Gun	LED Flashlight
54	Magic Breakaway Wand	Pull Dog Toy	Load Bearing Vest
55	Magic Wand Massager	Radio Controlled Car	Locking Pliers
56	Magic Wand: Bouquet of Flowers	Rag Doll	Lockpick Set
57	Magician’s Novelty Light Up Wand	Rock-a-Stack Toy	Maglight
58	Metal Detector	Rocketship Toy	Magnesium Fire Starter
59	Milk Crate	Roller Skates	Magnifying Glass
60	Motorcycle Handlebar	Roly-Poly Toy	Mallet
61	Optical Character Reader	Rubber Band Gun	Meat Cleaver
62	Pinup Poster	Rubber Chicken	Metal File
63	Plasma Coupler	Rubber Duck	Mini-Flashlight
64	Plastic Ice Cube Tray	Rubik's Cube	Multitool
65	Pornographic Magazine	Science Fiction Action Figure	Needlenose Pliers
66	Processor Widget	See 'n Say	Pack of 1D6 Chem Lights
67	Radiation Badge	Shape O Ball Toy	Padlock
68	Red Pass Key	Shrinky Dinks	Penlight
69	Reflective Warning Triangle	Simon Game	Periscope
70	Relay Module	Skipping Rope	Pipe Wrench
71	Road Flare	Slinky	Pizza Cutter
72	Roll of Caution Tape	Snow Cone Machine	Plastic Flashlight
73	Rolling Pin	Sock Monkey	Pliers
74	Rotary Encoder Module	Speak & Spell	Propane Lantern
75	SCUBA Tank	Spinning Top	Pruning Shears
76	Security Camera	Squeaky Toy	Rat Trap
77	Security ID Card	Squirting Bath Toy	Ratchet
78	Semaphore Flag	Stuffed Rabbit	Roll of Duct Tape
79	Sleeping Bag	T-Rex Figurine	Scissors
80	Small Servo	Teddy Bear	Sewing Kit
81	Smoke Discharger	Toy Block	Sharpening Stone
82	Sonic Screwdriver	Toy Boat	Signal Mirror
83	Spirit Level	Toy Camera	Snake Bite Kit
84	Sports Pennant	Toy Car	Snorkel
85	Tattoo Gun	Toy Cellphone	Snow Shoes
86	Temperature Sensor	Toy Doctor Kit	Socket Set
87	Theodolite	Toy Jet	Spatula
88	Thrust Control Module	Toy Piano	Spring-Loaded Camming Device
89	Tire Gauge	Toy Rattle	Straight Slot Screwdriver
90	Towel Rack	Toy Soldier	Strobe Light
91	Tracking Sensor	Toy Train	Swim Fins
92	Traffic Cone	Toy Whistle	Swim Goggles
93	Tucker Bag	Toy Witch's Broom	Swiss Army Knife
94	USB Hub	Transforming Robot Action Figure	Tape Measure
95	Wand topped with Ankh	View-Master	Tire Iron
96	Wanted Poster	Water Rocket	Tool Belt
97	Water Chip	Wiffle Ball Bat	Trowel
98	Weather Vane	Wind Up Robot Toy	Tube of Sunscreen
99	Webcam	Yo-yo	Weapon Cleaning Kit
00	Yellow Pass Key	Zoetrope	Wire Cutters

(Late) Return of Mutant Monday

Yes, it's the return of Mutant Monday, I've been kinda busy working on various other projects, which, this entry happens to significantly help. Maybe I should do a post on what I've got planned,but for now, hope you enjoy this. Sorry this one is late, it turned out to be a lot larger than I initially envisioned. The remaining treasure tables will be coming soon, but they're pretty big, so they'll get their own post. No images, because frankly, they would be pretty hard to find robotic versions of a bunch of wizards and mages that fit the descriptions.

M.A.G.E. Robots

	Class I (Conjurer)	Class II (Enchanter)	Class III (Necromancer)
Hit Dice:	1	2	3
Frame:	Biomorph	Biomorph	Biomorph
Locomotion:	Inductor	Inductor	Inductor
Movement:	120 ' (40')	120 ' (40')	120 ' (40')
Manipulators:	Basic Hand	Basic Hand	Basic Hand
Armor:	Duraplastic Armor (AC 5)	Duraplastic Armor (AC 5)	Duraplastic Armor (AC 5)
Sensors:	Class III	Class III	Class III
Mental Programming:	Artificial Intelligence	Artificial Intelligence	Artificial Intelligence
Accessories:	Vocalizer	Vocalizer	Vocalizer
Weaponry:	See below	See below	See below
Attacks:	1	1	1
Damage:	See below	See below	See below
Save:	L1	L1	L2
Morale:	9	9	9
Hoard Class:	Special, see below	Special, see below	Special, see below
XP:	16	38	80

	Class IV (Incanter)	Class V (Mage)	Class VI (Warlock)
Hit Dice:	4	5	6
Frame:	Biomorph	Biomorph	Biomorph
Locomotion:	Inductor	Inductor	Inductor
Movement:	120 ' (40')	120 ' (40')	120 ' (40')
Manipulators:	Basic Hand	Basic Hand	Basic Hand
Armor:	Duraplastic Armor (AC 5)	Duraplastic Armor (AC 5)	Duraplastic Armor (AC 5)
Sensors:	Class III	Class III	Class III
Mental Programming:	Artificial Intelligence	Artificial Intelligence	Artificial Intelligence
Accessories:	Vocalizer	Vocalizer	Vocalizer
Weaponry:	See below	See below	See below
Attacks:	2	2	2
Damage:	See below	See below	See below
Save:	L2	L3	L3
Morale:	10	10	10
Hoard Class:	Special, see below	Special, see below	Special, see below
XP:	190	500	820

	Class VII (Magician)	Class VIII (Sorcerer)	Class IX (Wizard)
Hit Dice:	7	8	9
Frame:	Biomorph	Biomorph	Biomorph
Locomotion:	Inductor	Inductor	Inductor
Movement:	120 ' (40')	120 ' (40')	120 ' (40')
Manipulators:	Basic Hand	Basic Hand	Basic Hand
Armor:	Duraplastic Armor (AC 5)	Duraplastic Armor (AC 5)	Duraplastic Armor (AC 5)
Sensors:	Class III	Class III	Class III
Mental Programming:	Artificial Intelligence	Artificial Intelligence	Artificial Intelligence
Accessories:	Vocalizer	Vocalizer	Vocalizer
Weaponry:	See below	See below	See below
Attacks:	3	3	3
Damage:	See below	See below	See below
Save:	L4	L4	L5
Morale:	11	11	11
Hoard Class:	Special, see below	Special, see below	Special, see below
XP:	1140	1560	2400

Class X (Archmage)
Hit Dice: 10
Frame: Biomorph
Locomotion: Inductor
          Movement: 120' (40')
Manipulators: Basic Hand
Armor: Duraplastic Armor (AC5)
Sensors: Class III
Mental Programming: Artificial Intelligence
Accessories: Vocalizer
Weaponry: See below
Attacks: 4
Damage: See below
Save: L5
Morale: 11
Hoard Class: Special, See below
XP: 3100

The M.A.G.E. (Modular Autonomous Gadget Emulator) line of robots are believed to have been developed prior to the apocalypse by a group of crackpot scientists whose true goal remains elusive. Their programming dictates that they travel the wastelands, searching for objects to "improve" their capabilities. Additionally, they are designed to challenge other creatures and robots to "duels" where they use their "gadgets" to overcome the challenged being. They are especially noted to challenge other M.A.G.E. robots, thus ensuring that they can increase the "gadget" collection, "leveling up" their abilities in order to become more powerful.

M.A.G.E. gadgets are essentially small, modular devices which perform a single function. Each M.A.G.E. robot comes equipped with a gadget-actuation device, either in the form of a “magic” wand or “magic” staff. Wands are capable of using one gadget at a time, though the gadgets can be swapped out as necessary, if the robot has access to more gadgets. Staves are capable of employing up to three (3) gadgets at one time, and like wands can have their gadget actuators swapped out as needed. Each gadget is indicated by a symbol which gives a clue as to what the gadget does. (GM's Note: Each gadget functions identically to the spell of the same name from Labyrinth Lord.)

Each class of M.A.G.E. robot has a unique appearance and gadgets as follows:
Class I – Looks like Orko from He-Man, equipped with a magic wand. Roll once on Gadget Table 1 to determine which gadget the robot is equipped with.
Class II – As above, but adds mystic symbology onto it's robes. Roll twice on Gadget Table 1 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.
Class III – As Class I, but adds a skull theme (e.g. skull designs on front and back of robe, skull belt buckle, skull shoulder pads, and head enshrouding skull helmet instead of hood). Roll twice on Gadget Table 1 and once on Gadget Table 2 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.
Class IV – Appears as a wand armed biped with basic hooded robes and a goatee. Roll twice on Gadget Tables 1 and 2 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.
Class V – Appears as a wand armed biped with a hooded poncho over wizardly robes and a goatee. Roll twice on Gadget Tables 1 and 2 and once on Gadget Table 3 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.
Class VI – Appears as a wand armed biped with a vest and hood over wizardly robes and a goatee. Roll twice on Gadget Tables 1, 2, and 3 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.
Class VII – Appears as a bipedal wizard in high-collared robes, full beard, with a shiny metallic skullcap (like Merlin from the film Excalibur), carrying a staff. Roll three times on Gadget Table 1, twice on Gadget Tables 2 and 3, and once on Gadget Table 4 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.
Class VIII – As per Class VII, but the head is adorned by a ram-horned skullcap (like Time from Monty Python's The Holy Grail). Roll three times on Gadget Tables 1 and 2, and twice on Gadget Tables 3 and 4 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.
Class IX – As per Class VII, but the head is adorned by an Arabian-style turban. Roll three times on Gadget Tables 1, 2, and 3, roll twice on Gadget Table 4 and roll once on Gadget Table 5 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.
Class X – Archmage class robots look like a standard depiction of a wise wizard, with robes, a pointy, brimmed hat, a long flowing beard, and a staff. Roll three times on Gadget Tables 1, 2, 3, and 4, and twice on Gadget Table 5 to determine which gadgets the robot is equipped with.

GADGET TABLE 1
1. Allure (playboy bunny head symbol)
2. Burning Hands (fire symbol)
3. Charm Person (heart symbol)
4. Comprehend Languages (book symbol)
5. Dancing Lights (five pointed star symbol)
6. Floating Disc (disc/coin symbol)
7. Hold Portal (lock symbol)
8. Light (lightbulb symbol)
9. Magic Missile (bottle rocket symbol)
10. Shield (shield symbol)
11. Shocking Grasp (omega symbol)
12. Sleep (z's symbol)


GADGET TABLE 2
1. Auditory Illusion (boombox symbol)
2. Continual Light (lighthouse symbol)
3. Darkness Globe (black sphere symbol)
4. Detect Invisible (eye symbol)
5. Invisibility (deathly hollows/eye of providence symbol)
6. Knock (closed fist symbol)
7. Phantasmal Force (wavy lines (from zener cards) symbol)
8. Pyrotechnics (fireworks starburst symbol)
9. Stinking Cloud (fart cloud symbol)
10. Web (spider web symbol)


GADGET TABLE 3
1. Fire Ball (flaming ball symbol)
2. Flame Arrow (arrow symbol)
3. Fly (airplane symbol)
4. Gust of Wind (aeolus blowing symbol)
5. Haste (fast forward symbol)
6. Hold Person (handcuffs symbol)
7. Infravision (optical radiation symbol)
8. Lightning Bolt (lightning bolt symbol)


GADGET TABLE 4
1. Confusion (question mark symbol)
2. Fear (pentacle symbol)
3. Fire Shield (shield symbol with fire icon)
4. Hallucinatory Terrain (three trees symbol)
5. Ice Storm (hail symbol)
6. Plant Growth (flower symbol)


GADGET TABLE 5
1. Animate Dead (skull symbol)
2. Cloudkill (cloud symbol)
3. Cone of Cold (cone symbol)
4. Feeblemind (dunce cap symbol)

Hoard Class for M.A.G.E. Robots
In addition the gadgets each robot collects, they also scour the wastes, and their defeated “duelling opponents,” for “fetishes” which help them “focus their abilities” and act as trophies of their journeys. Instead of a standard Mutant Future Hoard Class, each class of M.A.G.E. Robot rolls on the following treasure tables to determine what “fetishes” they might have. The amount carried is generally dependent on how many Hit Dice the robot currently has, for example, a Class V (Mage) robot, with five Hit Dice, would roll on the main table five times.

MAIN FETISH TABLE

Roll (d12)	Subtable
1	-1 to total number of fetishes, if this is the only roll, no fetishes for that robot.
2	Accessories
3	Artifacts*
4	Baubles
5	Body Parts
6	Jewelry
7	Junk
8	Novelties
9	Swag
10	Toys
11	Trinkets
12	+1 additional roll, increases the total number of fetishes by one, which means roll again twice on this table.

Artifacts roll on the following table modified from Mutant Future:

Roll d00	Artifact Type
01-05	Advanced Rifles
06-10	Advanced Pistols
11-15	Advanced Melee Weapons
16-25	Primitive Firearms
26-45	Foodstuffs and Junk
56-65	Gizmos
66-85	Drugs and Chemicals
86-90	Grenades
91-95	Bombs and Missiles
96-00	Power Sources

D is for Defense, part 2

Technically, I suppose this could be called "H is for Helmets," but I won't let that stop me.

D100 Post Apocalyptic Helmets
01 Airsoft Helmet
02 Animal Skull³
03 Bamboo Conical Hat
04 Barbute²
05 Baseball Batting Helmet
06 Beer Helmet¹
07 Bicycle Helmet
08 Bomb Armor Helmet
09 Boxing Headguard
10 Cardboard Box¹
11 Cauldron
12 Charcoal Grill Lid³
13 Coconut Husk³
14 Coffee Can³
15 Colander³
16 Combat Helmet
17 Construction Hard Hat
18 Crab Shell
19 Cricket Helmet
20 Custodian Helmet (British Police Bobby)
21 Diving Helmet
22 Equestrian Helmet
23 Fencing Mask
24 Firefighter's Helmet
25 Fishbowl¹
26 Flight Helmet
27 Flowerpot³
28 Football Helmet
29 Full Face Motorcycle Helmet
30 Galea²
31 Giant Chess Piece⁴
32 Giant Insect Chitin
33 Giant Mushroom Cap³
34 Giant Spider Carapace
35 Great Helm²
36 Half Motorcycle Helmet
37 Hockey Helmet
38 Horned Barbarian Helmet²
39 Hubcap³
40 Jingasa²
41 K-Pot Helmet
42 Kabuto²
43 Kendo Men
44 Kettle Hat²
45 Kitchen Pot³
46 Lacrosse Helmet
47 Lampshade¹
48 Leather Aviator's Helmet
49 Lobster-tailed Pot Helmet²
50 Loot Crown³
51 Mail Coif²
52 Metal Lunch Box³
53 Metal Pail³
54 Metal Toy Dump Truck Bed
55 Metal Trash Bin Dome³
56 Milk Crate³
57 Mining Helmet
58 Missile Nose Cone³
59 Morion²
60 Motocross Helmet
61 Oily Waste Can³
62 Open Face Motorcycle Helmet
63 Pet Carrier³
64 Pickelhaube²
65 Picnic Basket³
66 Pith Helmet²
67 Plastic Bowl³
68 Plastic Bucket³
69 Plastic Cooler³
70 Plastic Lunch Box³
71 Plastic Trash Bin Dome³
72 Porcelain Bowl³
73 Propane Tank³
74 Racing Helmet
75 Ranger Helmet
76 Riot Gear Helmet
77 Robot Head
78 Rock Climbing Helmet
79 Sallet²
80 Saucepan³
81 Scrap Crown³
82 Scrap Iron Skullcap³
83 Sharps Container³
84 Shopping Basket³
85 Ski Helmet
86 Space Suit Helmet
87 Spangenhelm²
88 Stahlhelm²
89 Tactical Helmet
90 Traffic Cone³
91 Tire Skullcap
92 Tin Foil Hat¹
93 Turtle Shell
94 Vacuum Cleaner Case³
95 Waste Paper Basket³
96 Watermelon Rind³
97 Welding Helmet
98 Wicker Basket³
99 Wood Box³
00 Wooden Bucket³

Notes:
1. Won't actually provide any protection, but it looks like it will.
2. These may or may not be helmets. Roll 1D4 to determine construction type: 1 - Replica (see note 1), 2 - Cheap Scrap (see note 3), 3 - Good Scrap, 4 - Relic (may be from a museum, or a working replica from something like the Society for Creative Anachronism).
3. Helmets shall be shattered. Instead of providing any decent protection, these improvised helmets are good for one attack, then they fall apart and become useless. At the GM's option, improvised helmets made of metal may make a Saving Throw vs Stun Attack to resist being destroyed.
4. Roll on the following tables to determine material, type, and color of Giant Chess Pieces.
     Chess Piece Material (1D4):
     1 - Wood (see note 3)
     2 - Metal (see note 3)
     3 - Plastic (see note 3)
     4 - Papier Mache (see note 1)

     Chess Piece Type (1D6)
     1 - King
     2 - Rook
     3 - Knight
     4 - Pawn
     5 - Bishop
     6 - Queen

     Chess Piece Color (1D4)
     1 - Red
     2 - Black
     3 - White
     4 - Other (pick or find any random color table to roll on)