Roll | Hallucination |
01 | A devil invisible to everyone but you tries to get you to fill out the names of your enemies in the Book of Death it carries. |
02 | A monkey has run off with your favorite treasured item. Get it back at all costs, but watch out for it's dung flinging bretheren. |
03 | A second mouth has grown in the back of your head, whispering evil as it tries to become your primary mouth. |
04 | A wailing banshee that constantly follows you makes it difficult to hear anything else. Death is coming, but for whom? |
05 | All the rope/string/twine/vines you see appear to be snakes or worms coming to life. |
06 | An unstoppable berserk rage fills you, your muscles expand and you rip out of your clothing/armor, and your skin turns green. Attack everything around you. |
07 | Animals will now talk to you, for a price. |
08 | Ants, all over your body, they keep biting and chewing, stop them somehow. |
09 | Cats are plotting against you, get them first. |
10 | Demonic chanting fills the air. You can't find where it's coming from or who is chantinging. Make it stop! |
11 | Demons are crawling out of the orifices of your companions. Who knows what evil they are committing. |
12 | Dogs have a secret cabal going, try to find out more by talking to them and convincing them you are on their side. |
13 | Everyone is staring at you, trying to learn your secrets, tell them nothing. |
14 | Everyone you see is secretly a demon/alien/monster, kill them! |
15 | Everyone you see looks just like you, unless you are John Malkovich. |
16 | Everything is better with roses. Every plant you see is a beautiful, tasty rose. |
17 | Everything is funny, laugh and giggle non-stop. |
18 | Everything is in black and white, you can't see colors at all. |
19 | Fae creatures dance and cavort in the corners of your eyes, trying to tempt you to join in their merry-making. Oddly, they all seem to wear boots. |
20 | Gremlins are sabotaging everything you do, trying to get you killed. |
21 | Horrors are crawling out of that pit. |
22 | Little green men are hiding just out of the corner of your eye. You don't know what they're up to, but you're going to find out. |
23 | Look at this treasure horde! You can swim through the piles of gold coins like a fish! |
24 | Members of the opposite sex are insanely attracted to you, fend them off or pick up the hot ones, your choice. |
25 | Monsters can be tamed by your training! |
26 | Mules are out to get you. They may have an alliance with the chickens, or maybe the ducks. |
27 | Pink elephants march across the sky on feathered wings. Join in the fun. |
28 | Purple locusts are invading, kill them all! |
29 | Scarabs have eaten their way into your skin and are working their way around your body, cut them out. |
30 | Short grey humanoids with large eyes want to probe you and learn your secrets. |
31 | SQWAWKK!!! You can call a pterodactyl to you by making just the right sound. |
32 | Suddenly, you are as big as a giant, everything else has become much smaller. |
33 | Suddenly, you are in a dark forest, even the trees are trying to eat you, try and get away. |
34 | Tentacled alien horrors are attempting to force their tentacles into your orifices. |
35 | That item smells delicious, you just have to taste it. |
36 | The earth has opened up and is trying to swallow you, get help fast. |
37 | The ghost of a pirate is willing to show you the way to his buried treasure! |
38 | The ghosts of those you have killed have come back to haunt you, seeking vengeance. |
39 | The next item you discover is suddenly the most powerful magical object you have ever seen. |
40 | The next spherical object you find becomes your pet beholder. |
41 | The sun and the moon have traded places. You can see everything at night as if it was day, and everything during the day is dark as night. |
42 | The voices are mocking you, laughing at your mistakes, and threatening to expose your secrets. |
43 | The whole world is frozen in time, things only move when you don't look at them. |
44 | There's an invisible bridge there, you just know it. Prove your faith by walking it. |
45 | They're out to get you, watch out! |
46 | War drums play in the distance. |
47 | What is that horrible smell, where is it coming from? |
48 | Why do you have a propeller for a tail, and funny tentacle whiskers on your face. Did that sword just turn into a yummy pile of rust? |
49 | Why does sunlight burn you? Why do you have an unquenchable thirst for human blood? What happened to your reflection? You can't cross that stream! |
50 | You are a princess waiting to be rescued from the terrible dragon by your prince charming. If pressed you can pee through seven mattresses. |
51 | You are a Tyrannosaurus Rex with an unending appetite, grab meat with your puny claws and then swallow it with your giant mouth. |
52 | You are climbing the stairway that never ends. |
53 | You are compelled to build a mountain temple out of mashed potatoes to your new god. |
54 | You are covered in blood that won't come off now matter how hard you scrub. |
55 | You are deaf as a post, nothing makes any sound for you anymore. |
56 | You are drowning, head for the highest point you can. |
57 | You are fire, burning and spreading with every combustible thing you touch. |
58 | You are in an inescapable labyrinth of stone, stalked by a hideous monster. |
59 | You are now a hermit crab, find a suitable new home to crawl into as your mobile shell. |
60 | You are now the opposite sex. |
61 | You are one with the frogs, ribbit! |
62 | You are the Camel Whisperer. You can tell secrets to camels and have them act as your allies and companions. |
63 | You are the chosen of the snake/spider god(dess), all of your powers are now based on snakes/spiders. |
64 | You are the fastest runner ever, nothing can slow you down. |
65 | You are the greatest spellcaster ever, your knowledge of magic knows no bounds. |
66 | You are the King. Hail to the King, Baby. |
67 | You are water, settling in the lowest point of the area you are in. |
68 | You can confuse robots with your new logic paradox. |
69 | You can no longer understand any of the languages spoken around you, and everything you say doesn't seem to be understood. |
70 | You can summon and communicate with sea creatures, but are compelled to wear an orange and green leotard. |
71 | You constantly hear the chirping of birds, but can't seem to find them. |
72 | You have a limited amount of blood left in your body, try to fill any wounds back up with the blood of your enemies. |
73 | You have become a tree, you crave sunlight and water, but if you can't get those, kill the nearest beast and drink it's blood. |
74 | You have become the wind, fwoosh! |
75 | You have become your own shadow, your body doesn't act like you at all, and you are left to cover surfaces based on where the source of light is located. |
76 | You have been turned to stone! You wish you could move from your location, but you can't. |
77 | You have developed the ability to teleport, but your skin has turned blue, you have lost a couple of fingers, and have grown a tail. |
78 | You have shrunk down to the size of a mouse. |
79 | You have spontaneously combusted, find the nearest body of water to put yourself out. |
80 | You have the amazing ability to steal a person's underwear right out of their clothing. |
81 | You have the Curse of King Midas. Everything you touch turns into gold. |
82 | You hear the sound of dripping water. |
83 | You love everyone, give lots of hugs. |
84 | You no longer feel heat or cold. |
85 | You now hear theme music for everything and everyone. You've even got your own kick ass theme song. |
86 | You only have one leg and can only move around by hopping. |
87 | You see a vision of a legendary battle from the past, learn a new combat technique. |
88 | You see a white rabbit heading into a hole, quick chase after it. |
89 | You seem to have grown an extra arm, cut, bite, or rip it off. |
90 | You think you can fly, run around flapping arms wildly. |
91 | Your ancestor's ghost now accompanies you, giving you wisdom from beyond the grave. |
92 | Your body demands you feed it a variety of mushrooms and fungi. |
93 | Your clothes/armor inhibit you, strip naked. |
94 | Your comrades are secretly cannibals who want to eat you, be careful. |
95 | Your dancing and chanting will bring the rain! |
96 | Your mother has become a terrible demon, and nothing you can do will please her. No mommy, I didn't use a wire coat hanger. |
97 | Your shadow has left you, get it back so you can sew it back to your body. |
98 | Your skin has turned blue and your clothes are now white. Everything is smurftastic. |
99 | Your skin is crawling with spiders, get them off! (Itching) |
00 | Your stomach has grown it's own mouth and desires fresh meat. |
Sunday, October 30, 2016
Random Hallucinations
RANDOM HALLUCINATION TABLE
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